10 reasons Christian heaven would actually be hell

[basquebromance]

read it and weep

10 reasons Christian heaven would actually be hell

 

[SassyIrishLass]

ROFLMAO @ an opinion piece from Salon about religion. You can't be serious

 

[Two Thumbs]

but bern got an invite from the Pope, so it must mean the pope wants bern to make heaven (hell) on earth.


feel the bern

 

[bripat9643]

read it and weep

10 reasons Christian heaven would actually be hell

I have to agree. Heaven never seemed appealing to me. For one thing, it was full of Christians.

 

[sealybobo]

ROFLMAO @ an opinion piece from Salon about religion. You can't be serious

What anti religious source would you accept? Don't expect to hear these things in church. They're the ones brainwashing you people

 

[SassyIrishLass]

ROFLMAO @ an opinion piece from Salon about religion. You can't be serious

What anti religious source would you accept? Don't expect to hear these things in church. They're the ones brainwashing you people

LOL Salon is a left wing moon bat site

 

[Moonglow]

So is religion...as it dictates a central power that demands money and labor to be given for free to build the religious empire..

 

[Rexx Taylor]

So is religion...as it dictates a central power that demands money and labor to be given for free to build the religious empire..

I thought Baltimore and Detroit were hell, it cant get any worse than that.

So is religion...as it dictates a central power that demands money and labor to be given for free to build the religious empire..

 

[Moonglow]

So is religion...as it dictates a central power that demands money and labor to be given for free to build the religious empire..

I thought Baltimore and Detroit were hell, it cant get any worse than that.

So is religion...as it dictates a central power that demands money and labor to be given for free to build the religious empire..

Let my 3rd ex move in with you if you want to experience Hell...

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Webster Dictionary: Hell {he-ll}. Defenition: Inside Hillary Clintons Underwear.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

ROFLMAO @ an opinion piece from Salon about religion. You can't be serious

IOW, SassyIrishLass can't refute the content.

As usual, RWNJs troll and flame because they're too dumb and too chicken to actually address the OP.

The article makes some good points. Even those who believe in an imaginary place called heaven have to agree that it sounds like a ghastly place. As already mentioned, it would be full of assholes, er, uh, I mean "christians".

Also interesting is that the human construct of a "heaven" is described (by humans) as the exact opposite of what Jesus preached. For phony christians, its all about money.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

So is religion...as it dictates a central power that demands money and labor to be given for free to build the religious empire..

I thought Baltimore and Detroit were hell, it cant get any worse than that.

So is religion...as it dictates a central power that demands money and labor to be given for free to build the religious empire..

Let my 3rd ex move in with you if you want to experience Hell...

Hell: Being Stuck In An Elevator With Michelle Obama for 48 Hours.

 

[sealybobo]

So is religion...as it dictates a central power that demands money and labor to be given for free to build the religious empire..

I thought Baltimore and Detroit were hell, it cant get any worse than that.

So is religion...as it dictates a central power that demands money and labor to be given for free to build the religious empire..

Let my 3rd ex move in with you if you want to experience Hell...

Hell: Being Stuck In An Elevator With Michelle Obama for 48 Hours.

If it went sexual ID be OK with that. I bet if she let me do whatever I wanted I would bust 8 or more times in 48. She's fine.

Trumps wife? 24 times.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

another Hell: Being locked up in a prison cell for 30 days with Richard Simmons and John Kerry as your cell mates,,,,oh,,,and One Toilet !

 

[sealybobo]

another Hell: Being locked up in a prison cell for 30 days with Richard Simmons and John Kerry as your cell mates,,,,oh,,,and One Toilet !

Are you kidding? With Richard ID come out in great shape and how many blowjobs would he give me? Plus he never talks. In fact he gets upset if you suggest he's gay.

Unless he's writing a book. Could you imagine if Richard wrote a book called "all the guys I blew". It'd be a best seller

 

[FJO]

read it and weep

10 reasons Christian heaven would actually be hell

Thank you for this valuable information. Reading it made me realize what a fool I have been. I promise I will change my ways because I did not know that Heaven is Hell and Hell is Heaven. I promise I will do everything in my power to defy the Ten Commandments, because they obviously buy me nothing. I will abandon all my previous and apparently erroneous beliefs about eternal life and immortality and adopt the wise teachings of liberals gleaned from the books of Mohamed and Marx.

 

[FJO]

So is religion...as it dictates a central power that demands money and labor to be given for free to build the religious empire..

I thought Baltimore and Detroit were hell, it cant get any worse than that.

So is religion...as it dictates a central power that demands money and labor to be given for free to build the religious empire..

Let my 3rd ex move in with you if you want to experience Hell...

Probably your first ex, your second ex along with your third ex think that living with you was hell on earth.

Putting up with you on this forum gives us a fairly good idea why you have THREE ex's and still blame others:

YOU ARE A LIBERAL!

 

[my2¢]

I'll take being brainwashed by the Bible over being brainwashed by mass media.

 

[Moonglow]

So is religion...as it dictates a central power that demands money and labor to be given for free to build the religious empire..

I thought Baltimore and Detroit were hell, it cant get any worse than that.

So is religion...as it dictates a central power that demands money and labor to be given for free to build the religious empire..

Let my 3rd ex move in with you if you want to experience Hell...

Probably your first ex, your second ex along with your third ex think that living with you was hell on earth.

Putting up with you on this forum gives us a fairly good idea why you have THREE ex's and still blame others:

YOU ARE A LIBERAL!

Tell that to Trump...

 

[Moonglow]

I'll take being brainwashed by the Bible over being brainwashed by mass media.

I am sure you lust for the life of the Kardashian clan...