What's the difference?

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  1. The ClayTaurus
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    Whoever posts the answer gets to post the next "what's the difference" joke.

    Q: What's the difference between Jersey girls and trash?
     
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    Trash gets taken out.

    What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road?
     
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    It's trash gets picked up. Duh. You got the spirit of it, however. I know this one, but I'll let someone else get in on the fun :)
     
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    I think it's only right that I answer this one:

    There are skid marks before the skunk.


    What's the difference between a pit bull and a woman with PMS?
     
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    Absolutely nothing.
     
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    You can cage a pitbull?
     
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    Jewlry?

    What's the difference between light and hard?
     
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    All good answers, but it's "lipstick" ;)
     
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    Nobody?

    You can sleep with a light on.

    :)

    What is the difference between a woman and childbirth?
     
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    Childbirth only causes pain and suffering for a few hours.

    What's the difference between a terrorist and a catfish?
     

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