What's the difference?

[The ClayTaurus]

Whoever posts the answer gets to post the next "what's the difference" joke.

Q: What's the difference between Jersey girls and trash?

 

[Hobbit]

Whoever posts the answer gets to post the next "what's the difference" joke.

Q: What's the difference between Jersey girls and trash?

Trash gets taken out.

What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Trash gets taken out.

What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road?

It's trash gets picked up. Duh. You got the spirit of it, however. I know this one, but I'll let someone else get in on the fun

 

[Abbey Normal]

Trash gets taken out.

What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road?

I think it's only right that I answer this one:

There are skid marks before the skunk.


What's the difference between a pit bull and a woman with PMS?

 

[GotZoom]

I think it's only right that I answer this one:

There are skid marks before the skunk.


What's the difference between a pit bull and a woman with PMS?

Absolutely nothing.

 

[The ClayTaurus]

I think it's only right that I answer this one:

There are skid marks before the skunk.


What's the difference between a pit bull and a woman with PMS?

You can cage a pitbull?

 

[dmp]

I think it's only right that I answer this one:

There are skid marks before the skunk.


What's the difference between a pit bull and a woman with PMS?

Jewlry?

What's the difference between light and hard?

 

[Abbey Normal]

What's the difference between a pit bull and a woman with PMS?

All good answers, but it's "lipstick"

 

[dmp]

Jewlry?

What's the difference between light and hard?

Nobody?

You can sleep with a light on.



What is the difference between a woman and childbirth?

 

[5stringJeff]

Nobody?

You can sleep with a light on.



What is the difference between a woman and childbirth?

Childbirth only causes pain and suffering for a few hours.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a catfish?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Childbirth only causes pain and suffering for a few hours.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a catfish?

One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other's a fish.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

 

[dmp]

Childbirth only causes pain and suffering for a few hours.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a catfish?

Close: One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

 

[5stringJeff]

One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other's a fish.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

Half your belongings!

No new jokes off the top of my head... open for someone else to post one!

 

[GotZoom]

In Arkansas, what is the difference between a tornado and a divorce?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Half your belongings!

No new jokes off the top of my head... open for someone else to post one!

Actually, the answer is "45 lbs"

 

[Hobbit]

In Arkansas, what is the difference between a tornado and a divorce?

The kids?

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

In Arkansas, what is the difference between a tornado and a divorce?

Don't know, but I bet it's got something to do with keeping the trailer house.

 

[GotZoom]

Don't know, but I bet it's got something to do with keeping the trailer house.

Ding ding ding ding..

Nothing...either way, someone is losing a trailer.

 

[deaddude]

Heres one, Whats the differrence between Neil Armstong and Micheal Jackson

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Heres one, Whats the differrence between Neil Armstong and Micheal Jackson

One of my favorites:

Neil walked on the moon, Michael..... fucked little boys in the ass.