Sorry, I didn't have to rely on computers to translate. I learned myself, rusty, but the meaning holds up as well as "Ich bin ein Berliner."That's as good as it gets.
Mademoiselle Tete a la Merde: according to Google; 'Miss a shit head.' I get the point but can you provide a better dialectic translation?
Je parle francias, mais Je parle mauvais.
Now. Remove the edit to it's proper place S'il vous plaiez? or do I still need to report it?
Ich spreche ein Bissien Deutsch, y se habla poquito espaniol, para no parle francias.
I believe my edit has sufficiently identified that the edit was made by me, unless a mod tells me otherwise. Personally I don't feel it was dishonest in its original form, either.
You speak one little German?