Santa Clause is conservative

[teapartysamurai]

Makes some good points!

In a world awash in socialism and socialist agitators (I’m looking at you, Occupy Wall Street, MSNBC…) it’s good to know at least Santa Claus is kicking it old school. That’s right, Saint Nick is a conservative through and through, in spite of the red get-up.

Think about it: Santa doesn’t distribute toys in the willy-nilly, every-one’s-a winner liberal fashion. No, sir, you have to earn your toys from him — through decent behavior. Naughty boys net no toys. If Santa were a liberal he would give everyone a toy, whether they deserved it or not, and it would be the same toy, shoddily assembled by some government bureaucrat instead of crack private-sector elfin expertise.

Which brings us to another point — Santa is obviously independently wealthy (excellent capitalist creds) and is therefore able to write off his yearly sojourn as a massive and merry act of philanthropy, perfectly in keeping with the conservative philosophy of private charity over government largesse.


And look at his girth! Santa is Michelle Obama’s worse nightmare? No carrot sticks and rice cakes for Santa; he’s a fat man and happy for it (and why not? I hear Mrs. Claus is a chubby chaser). Cookies and milk is all the fuel he needs, and God, isn’t that awesome?

And there’s his ride — a small herd of reindeer gives off plenty of CO2 emissions, trust me. I’m sure Santa’s sleigh would violate every clean air standard on the planet, but he doesn’t care. For one night a year, Santa’s sleigh the pimpinist ride around, soaring high above the invasive x-rays and cold hands of the TSA.

Santa Claus: Conservative



Great stuff! He has a point. You don't get toys if you are a bad boy or girl, sitting in your own fillth demanding other people pay your bills. You have to be a GOOD boy or girl, say your prayers and mind your mommy and daddy .

He forgot to add St. Nicholas is a Saint which means Liberals want him dead for being a Christian.

St. Nicholas Center ::: Who is St. Nicholas?

Yep, I think that clinches the argument. Santa Claus is a conservative, so OWS better start having sit ins at the North Pole!

 

[NoNukes]

Makes some good points!

In a world awash in socialism and socialist agitators (I’m looking at you, Occupy Wall Street, MSNBC…) it’s good to know at least Santa Claus is kicking it old school. That’s right, Saint Nick is a conservative through and through, in spite of the red get-up.

Think about it: Santa doesn’t distribute toys in the willy-nilly, every-one’s-a winner liberal fashion. No, sir, you have to earn your toys from him — through decent behavior. Naughty boys net no toys. If Santa were a liberal he would give everyone a toy, whether they deserved it or not, and it would be the same toy, shoddily assembled by some government bureaucrat instead of crack private-sector elfin expertise.

Which brings us to another point — Santa is obviously independently wealthy (excellent capitalist creds) and is therefore able to write off his yearly sojourn as a massive and merry act of philanthropy, perfectly in keeping with the conservative philosophy of private charity over government largesse.


And look at his girth! Santa is Michelle Obama’s worse nightmare? No carrot sticks and rice cakes for Santa; he’s a fat man and happy for it (and why not? I hear Mrs. Claus is a chubby chaser). Cookies and milk is all the fuel he needs, and God, isn’t that awesome?

And there’s his ride — a small herd of reindeer gives off plenty of CO2 emissions, trust me. I’m sure Santa’s sleigh would violate every clean air standard on the planet, but he doesn’t care. For one night a year, Santa’s sleigh the pimpinist ride around, soaring high above the invasive x-rays and cold hands of the TSA.

Santa Claus: Conservative



Great stuff! He has a point. You don't get toys if you are a bad boy or girl, sitting in your own fillth demanding other people pay your bills. You have to be a GOOD boy or girl, say your prayers and mind your mommy and daddy .

He forgot to add St. Nicholas is a Saint which means Liberals want him dead for being a Christian.

St. Nicholas Center ::: Who is St. Nicholas?

Yep, I think that clinches the argument. Santa Claus is a conservative, so OWS better start having sit ins at the North Pole!

There are many conservatives that a liberal Santa would not distribute toys to.

 

[Steelplate]

Yes... I agree Santa Claus and Conservatism have a lot in common. They both fly in the face of Jesus' teachings, have become slaves to rich people wanting to profit excessively, and are a myth.

 

[teapartysamurai]

Makes some good points!

In a world awash in socialism and socialist agitators (I’m looking at you, Occupy Wall Street, MSNBC…) it’s good to know at least Santa Claus is kicking it old school. That’s right, Saint Nick is a conservative through and through, in spite of the red get-up.

Think about it: Santa doesn’t distribute toys in the willy-nilly, every-one’s-a winner liberal fashion. No, sir, you have to earn your toys from him — through decent behavior. Naughty boys net no toys. If Santa were a liberal he would give everyone a toy, whether they deserved it or not, and it would be the same toy, shoddily assembled by some government bureaucrat instead of crack private-sector elfin expertise.

Which brings us to another point — Santa is obviously independently wealthy (excellent capitalist creds) and is therefore able to write off his yearly sojourn as a massive and merry act of philanthropy, perfectly in keeping with the conservative philosophy of private charity over government largesse.


And look at his girth! Santa is Michelle Obama’s worse nightmare? No carrot sticks and rice cakes for Santa; he’s a fat man and happy for it (and why not? I hear Mrs. Claus is a chubby chaser). Cookies and milk is all the fuel he needs, and God, isn’t that awesome?

And there’s his ride — a small herd of reindeer gives off plenty of CO2 emissions, trust me. I’m sure Santa’s sleigh would violate every clean air standard on the planet, but he doesn’t care. For one night a year, Santa’s sleigh the pimpinist ride around, soaring high above the invasive x-rays and cold hands of the TSA.

Santa Claus: Conservative



Great stuff! He has a point. You don't get toys if you are a bad boy or girl, sitting in your own fillth demanding other people pay your bills. You have to be a GOOD boy or girl, say your prayers and mind your mommy and daddy .

He forgot to add St. Nicholas is a Saint which means Liberals want him dead for being a Christian.

St. Nicholas Center ::: Who is St. Nicholas?

Yep, I think that clinches the argument. Santa Claus is a conservative, so OWS better start having sit ins at the North Pole!

There are many conservatives that a liberal Santa would not distribute toys to.

But Santa ISN'T liberal, so we don't have to worry,.

And there are a LOT of liberals that Santa won't deliver toys to, because they LIE so much.

To be a liberal is to lie.

 

[teapartysamurai]

Yes... I agree Santa Claus and Conservatism have a lot in common. They both fly in the face of Jesus' teachings, have become slaves to rich people wanting to profit excessively, and are a myth.

What teachings?

The faux teachings of liberals that Jesus was really a socialist?

I'd love to hear you expand that, so I can cut it into confetti just for fun!

 

[NoNukes]

Makes some good points!



Santa Claus: Conservative



Great stuff! He has a point. You don't get toys if you are a bad boy or girl, sitting in your own fillth demanding other people pay your bills. You have to be a GOOD boy or girl, say your prayers and mind your mommy and daddy .

He forgot to add St. Nicholas is a Saint which means Liberals want him dead for being a Christian.

St. Nicholas Center ::: Who is St. Nicholas?

Yep, I think that clinches the argument. Santa Claus is a conservative, so OWS better start having sit ins at the North Pole!

There are many conservatives that a liberal Santa would not distribute toys to.

But Santa ISN'T liberal, so we don't have to worry,.

And there are a LOT of liberals that Santa won't deliver toys to, because they LIE so much.

To be a liberal is to lie.

Santa always brings me plenty of presents.

 

[NoNukes]

Yes... I agree Santa Claus and Conservatism have a lot in common. They both fly in the face of Jesus' teachings, have become slaves to rich people wanting to profit excessively, and are a myth.

What teachings?

The faux teachings of liberals that Jesus was really a socialist?

I'd love to hear you expand that, so I can cut it into confetti just for fun!

Jesus was certainly more of a socialist than a conservative, you should have been paying closer attention in Sunday school.

 

[teapartysamurai]

Yes... I agree Santa Claus and Conservatism have a lot in common. They both fly in the face of Jesus' teachings, have become slaves to rich people wanting to profit excessively, and are a myth.

What teachings?

The faux teachings of liberals that Jesus was really a socialist?

I'd love to hear you expand that, so I can cut it into confetti just for fun!

Jesus was certainly more of a socialist than a conservative, you should have been paying closer attention in Sunday school.

Dude! YOU want to find out who paid more attention?

YOU DO NOT WANT TO DEBATE ME ON THE BIBLE!

You will lose, lose badly and be furious when you do. No one listens, but I always feel I should give this warning.

Jesus was NOT a socialist and you cannot back that up with anything IN the Bible (without the usual liberal revisionist history aka LIES)

 

[teapartysamurai]

There are many conservatives that a liberal Santa would not distribute toys to.

But Santa ISN'T liberal, so we don't have to worry,.

And there are a LOT of liberals that Santa won't deliver toys to, because they LIE so much.

To be a liberal is to lie.

Santa always brings me plenty of presents.

See what I mean?

 

[NoNukes]

But Santa ISN'T liberal, so we don't have to worry,.

And there are a LOT of liberals that Santa won't deliver toys to, because they LIE so much.

To be a liberal is to lie.

Santa always brings me plenty of presents.

See what I mean?

I believe that you said just the opposite. How convenient of you to miss that.

 

[NoNukes]

What teachings?

The faux teachings of liberals that Jesus was really a socialist?

I'd love to hear you expand that, so I can cut it into confetti just for fun!

Jesus was certainly more of a socialist than a conservative, you should have been paying closer attention in Sunday school.

Dude! YOU want to find out who paid more attention?

YOU DO NOT WANT TO DEBATE ME ON THE BIBLE!

You will lose, lose badly and be furious when you do. No one listens, but I always feel I should give this warning.

Jesus was NOT a socialist and you cannot back that up with anything IN the Bible (without the usual liberal revisionist history aka LIES)

Guess so, like the story of the loaves and fishes. LOL

If I want to debate someone on a work of fiction, I will join a book club.

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Makes some good points!

In a world awash in socialism and socialist agitators (I’m looking at you, Occupy Wall Street, MSNBC…) it’s good to know at least Santa Claus is kicking it old school. That’s right, Saint Nick is a conservative through and through, in spite of the red get-up.

Think about it: Santa doesn’t distribute toys in the willy-nilly, every-one’s-a winner liberal fashion. No, sir, you have to earn your toys from him — through decent behavior. Naughty boys net no toys. If Santa were a liberal he would give everyone a toy, whether they deserved it or not, and it would be the same toy, shoddily assembled by some government bureaucrat instead of crack private-sector elfin expertise.

Which brings us to another point — Santa is obviously independently wealthy (excellent capitalist creds) and is therefore able to write off his yearly sojourn as a massive and merry act of philanthropy, perfectly in keeping with the conservative philosophy of private charity over government largesse.


And look at his girth! Santa is Michelle Obama’s worse nightmare? No carrot sticks and rice cakes for Santa; he’s a fat man and happy for it (and why not? I hear Mrs. Claus is a chubby chaser). Cookies and milk is all the fuel he needs, and God, isn’t that awesome?

And there’s his ride — a small herd of reindeer gives off plenty of CO2 emissions, trust me. I’m sure Santa’s sleigh would violate every clean air standard on the planet, but he doesn’t care. For one night a year, Santa’s sleigh the pimpinist ride around, soaring high above the invasive x-rays and cold hands of the TSA.

Santa Claus: Conservative



Great stuff! He has a point. You don't get toys if you are a bad boy or girl, sitting in your own fillth demanding other people pay your bills. You have to be a GOOD boy or girl, say your prayers and mind your mommy and daddy .

He forgot to add St. Nicholas is a Saint which means Liberals want him dead for being a Christian.

St. Nicholas Center ::: Who is St. Nicholas?

Yep, I think that clinches the argument. Santa Claus is a conservative, so OWS better start having sit ins at the North Pole!

Stop it Santa Clause is neither religious nor political....leave santa alone!

 

[Moonglow]

Makes some good points!

In a world awash in socialism and socialist agitators (I’m looking at you, Occupy Wall Street, MSNBC…) it’s good to know at least Santa Claus is kicking it old school. That’s right, Saint Nick is a conservative through and through, in spite of the red get-up.

Think about it: Santa doesn’t distribute toys in the willy-nilly, every-one’s-a winner liberal fashion. No, sir, you have to earn your toys from him — through decent behavior. Naughty boys net no toys. If Santa were a liberal he would give everyone a toy, whether they deserved it or not, and it would be the same toy, shoddily assembled by some government bureaucrat instead of crack private-sector elfin expertise.

Which brings us to another point — Santa is obviously independently wealthy (excellent capitalist creds) and is therefore able to write off his yearly sojourn as a massive and merry act of philanthropy, perfectly in keeping with the conservative philosophy of private charity over government largesse.


And look at his girth! Santa is Michelle Obama’s worse nightmare? No carrot sticks and rice cakes for Santa; he’s a fat man and happy for it (and why not? I hear Mrs. Claus is a chubby chaser). Cookies and milk is all the fuel he needs, and God, isn’t that awesome?

And there’s his ride — a small herd of reindeer gives off plenty of CO2 emissions, trust me. I’m sure Santa’s sleigh would violate every clean air standard on the planet, but he doesn’t care. For one night a year, Santa’s sleigh the pimpinist ride around, soaring high above the invasive x-rays and cold hands of the TSA.

Santa Claus: Conservative



Great stuff! He has a point. You don't get toys if you are a bad boy or girl, sitting in your own fillth demanding other people pay your bills. You have to be a GOOD boy or girl, say your prayers and mind your mommy and daddy .

He forgot to add St. Nicholas is a Saint which means Liberals want him dead for being a Christian.

St. Nicholas Center ::: Who is St. Nicholas?

Yep, I think that clinches the argument. Santa Claus is a conservative, so OWS better start having sit ins at the North Pole!

I can't believe you actually think this is reality

 

[teapartysamurai]

Santa always brings me plenty of presents.

See what I mean?

I believe that you said just the opposite. How convenient of you to miss that.

No, I said liberals lie a lot. See what I mean?

 

[teapartysamurai]

Jesus was certainly more of a socialist than a conservative, you should have been paying closer attention in Sunday school.

Dude! YOU want to find out who paid more attention?

YOU DO NOT WANT TO DEBATE ME ON THE BIBLE!

You will lose, lose badly and be furious when you do. No one listens, but I always feel I should give this warning.

Jesus was NOT a socialist and you cannot back that up with anything IN the Bible (without the usual liberal revisionist history aka LIES)

Guess so, like the story of the loaves and fishes. LOL

If I want to debate someone on a work of fiction, I will join a book club.

OH I LOVE THIS! IT NEVER FAILS!

See what I mean? LIBERALS LIE A LOT!

First you try to claim Jesus is one of your own, but the minute you are challenged you disown Jesus and claim he is a work of fiction.

NEVER FAILS with you lying liberals.

BTW, Jesus GAVE the crowd the loaves and fishes. He didn't insist the government do it.

If he had, THEN he would have been a socialist. Conservatives give of THEMSELVES, they don't ask the government to do it!

 

[teapartysamurai]

Makes some good points!

In a world awash in socialism and socialist agitators (I’m looking at you, Occupy Wall Street, MSNBC…) it’s good to know at least Santa Claus is kicking it old school. That’s right, Saint Nick is a conservative through and through, in spite of the red get-up.

Think about it: Santa doesn’t distribute toys in the willy-nilly, every-one’s-a winner liberal fashion. No, sir, you have to earn your toys from him — through decent behavior. Naughty boys net no toys. If Santa were a liberal he would give everyone a toy, whether they deserved it or not, and it would be the same toy, shoddily assembled by some government bureaucrat instead of crack private-sector elfin expertise.

Which brings us to another point — Santa is obviously independently wealthy (excellent capitalist creds) and is therefore able to write off his yearly sojourn as a massive and merry act of philanthropy, perfectly in keeping with the conservative philosophy of private charity over government largesse.


And look at his girth! Santa is Michelle Obama’s worse nightmare? No carrot sticks and rice cakes for Santa; he’s a fat man and happy for it (and why not? I hear Mrs. Claus is a chubby chaser). Cookies and milk is all the fuel he needs, and God, isn’t that awesome?

And there’s his ride — a small herd of reindeer gives off plenty of CO2 emissions, trust me. I’m sure Santa’s sleigh would violate every clean air standard on the planet, but he doesn’t care. For one night a year, Santa’s sleigh the pimpinist ride around, soaring high above the invasive x-rays and cold hands of the TSA.

Santa Claus: Conservative



Great stuff! He has a point. You don't get toys if you are a bad boy or girl, sitting in your own fillth demanding other people pay your bills. You have to be a GOOD boy or girl, say your prayers and mind your mommy and daddy .

He forgot to add St. Nicholas is a Saint which means Liberals want him dead for being a Christian.

St. Nicholas Center ::: Who is St. Nicholas?

Yep, I think that clinches the argument. Santa Claus is a conservative, so OWS better start having sit ins at the North Pole!

Stop it Santa Clause is neither religious nor political....leave santa alone!

Actually the origins of Santa ARE religious, and you have to admit the article in the op makes some very good political points.

If you don't like that, then YOU leave it alone. I'm sticking to my guns.

 

[teapartysamurai]

Makes some good points!

In a world awash in socialism and socialist agitators (I’m looking at you, Occupy Wall Street, MSNBC…) it’s good to know at least Santa Claus is kicking it old school. That’s right, Saint Nick is a conservative through and through, in spite of the red get-up.

Think about it: Santa doesn’t distribute toys in the willy-nilly, every-one’s-a winner liberal fashion. No, sir, you have to earn your toys from him — through decent behavior. Naughty boys net no toys. If Santa were a liberal he would give everyone a toy, whether they deserved it or not, and it would be the same toy, shoddily assembled by some government bureaucrat instead of crack private-sector elfin expertise.

Which brings us to another point — Santa is obviously independently wealthy (excellent capitalist creds) and is therefore able to write off his yearly sojourn as a massive and merry act of philanthropy, perfectly in keeping with the conservative philosophy of private charity over government largesse.


And look at his girth! Santa is Michelle Obama’s worse nightmare? No carrot sticks and rice cakes for Santa; he’s a fat man and happy for it (and why not? I hear Mrs. Claus is a chubby chaser). Cookies and milk is all the fuel he needs, and God, isn’t that awesome?

And there’s his ride — a small herd of reindeer gives off plenty of CO2 emissions, trust me. I’m sure Santa’s sleigh would violate every clean air standard on the planet, but he doesn’t care. For one night a year, Santa’s sleigh the pimpinist ride around, soaring high above the invasive x-rays and cold hands of the TSA.

Santa Claus: Conservative



Great stuff! He has a point. You don't get toys if you are a bad boy or girl, sitting in your own fillth demanding other people pay your bills. You have to be a GOOD boy or girl, say your prayers and mind your mommy and daddy .

He forgot to add St. Nicholas is a Saint which means Liberals want him dead for being a Christian.

St. Nicholas Center ::: Who is St. Nicholas?

Yep, I think that clinches the argument. Santa Claus is a conservative, so OWS better start having sit ins at the North Pole!

I can't believe you actually think this is reality

Why not?

Liberals believe in their own Santa Claus, only he delivers "Stimulus!"

 

[Nosmo King]

I was a bad boy this year! I foreclosed on lots and lots of people and I used fraudulent documents to do it! I sold bad mortgages to folks by calling them 'mortgage backed derivatives" even though it was against the law until that Glass-Stegall Act was repealed!

I laid off workers, moved the plant to China, got a big tax write off for it and took a seven figure bonus for all that!

Thanks, Santa Claus for ignoring what might be thought of as naughty during times of sanity! But these Tea Party folks are so blinded by that spook in the White House, they'll believe that bad is good!

Am I still getting the Ferrari?

 

[G.T.]

Wow @ how dumb you are.

How come St. Nicholas started being called Santa Clause, Genius?

And additionally, it's FAKE. It's fucking FAKe.

The depth of your shrillness to other human beings is so low-life.

 

[teapartysamurai]

I was a bad boy this year! I foreclosed on lots and lots of people and I used fraudulent documents to do it! I sold bad mortgages to folks by calling them 'mortgage backed derivatives" even though it was against the law until that Glass-Stegall Act was repealed!

I laid off workers, moved the plant to China, got a big tax write off for it and took a seven figure bonus for all that!

Thanks, Santa Claus for ignoring what might be thought of as naughty during times of sanity! But these Tea Party folks are so blinded by that spook in the White House, they'll believe that bad is good!

Am I still getting the Ferrari?

Considering it sounds like you are talking about Barney Frank, why would the Tea Party object?