Santa Clause is conservative

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    Makes some good points! :D

    Santa Claus: Conservative

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Great stuff! He has a point. You don't get toys if you are a bad boy or girl, sitting in your own fillth demanding other people pay your bills. You have to be a GOOD boy or girl, say your prayers and mind your mommy and daddy .

    He forgot to add St. Nicholas is a Saint which means Liberals want him dead for being a Christian.

    St. Nicholas Center ::: Who is St. Nicholas?

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    Yep, I think that clinches the argument. Santa Claus is a conservative, so OWS better start having sit ins at the North Pole!

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    There are many conservatives that a liberal Santa would not distribute toys to.
     
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    Yes... I agree Santa Claus and Conservatism have a lot in common. They both fly in the face of Jesus' teachings, have become slaves to rich people wanting to profit excessively, and are a myth.
     
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    But Santa ISN'T liberal, so we don't have to worry,.

    And there are a LOT of liberals that Santa won't deliver toys to, because they LIE so much.

    To be a liberal is to lie.
     
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    What teachings?

    The faux teachings of liberals that Jesus was really a socialist?

    I'd love to hear you expand that, so I can cut it into confetti just for fun!

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    Santa always brings me plenty of presents.
     
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    Jesus was certainly more of a socialist than a conservative, you should have been paying closer attention in Sunday school.
     
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    Dude! YOU want to find out who paid more attention?

    YOU DO NOT WANT TO DEBATE ME ON THE BIBLE!

    You will lose, lose badly and be furious when you do. No one listens, but I always feel I should give this warning.

    Jesus was NOT a socialist and you cannot back that up with anything IN the Bible (without the usual liberal revisionist history aka LIES)

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    See what I mean? :D
     
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    I believe that you said just the opposite. How convenient of you to miss that.
     

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