Santa Clause is conservative

[teapartysamurai]

Wow @ how dumb you are.

How come St. Nicholas started being called Santa Clause, Genius?

And additionally, it's FAKE. It's fucking FAKe.

The depth of your shrillness to other human beings is so low-life.

Oooooo, I hit some nerves in the paid, er I mean leftist community!

 

[G.T.]

Yea, you did hit some nerves. Congratulations. The nerve you hit with me, personally, is the instant palm-slap to the forehead.

Damn you. I want my 0.00046 calories back.

 

[Douger]

A Bolivarian Socialists cure for Santa.

 

[Vaard]

santa is definately conservative......

takes credit for the work and money spent by others......

has a set of rules that never gets followed.......

is a mythical figuire that never never lives up to the hype.....

is a blantant anti semite...........

uses slave labor......

and likes little kids he doesnt know to sit on his lap........

definately all conservative traits.......

 

[Vaard]

The Santa Claus Controversy

Unfortunately, because Santa Claus has brainwashed so many people into believing that he is a good honest person, this stance will be a difficult one to take. In reality, Santa Claus is a prejudice pedophile, bent on world domination. He sets a bad example the world over and promotes consumerism, communism, and obesity. Not only that, but his treatment of Mrs. Claus is atrocious. That the feminist movement has never taken this issue up to the North Pole, in itself, is a startling realization that the American people are extremely ignorant upon this important subject.

yepper.. definately a conservative........

 

[Vaard]

“Santa Claus” Pedophile Caught in New Jersey

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/stro...aus_1D20_-Pedophile-Caught-in-New-Jersey.aspx

definately a conservative.......

 

[blastoff]

You know what really really pisses the liberals off about Santa Claus? Because they're such schmucks who don't deserve presents, Santa leaves them a lump of COAL! Dirty, nasty, awful coal!!!!

 

[teapartysamurai]

santa is definately conservative......

takes credit for the work and money spent by others......

has a set of rules that never gets followed.......

is a mythical figuire that never never lives up to the hype.....

is a blantant anti semite...........

uses slave labor......

and likes little kids he doesnt know to sit on his lap........

definately all conservative traits.......

Oh man, the libs are getting mad!

 

[Avatar4321]

There are many conservatives that a liberal Santa would not distribute toys to.

Did anyone say otherwise? The fact that he brings gifts to the good and not the bad would, of course include and exlude people of both parties. But that doesnt tell you that he isn't conservative. Quite the contrary, i think it reinforces it. Because he cares about merit, not idealogy.

 

[teapartysamurai]

You know what really really pisses the liberals off about Santa Claus? Because they're such schmucks who don't deserve presents, Santa leaves them a lump of COAL! Dirty, nasty, awful coal!!!!

And he does it just to piss them off about their carbon footprint!

 

[Vaard]

santa is definately conservative......

takes credit for the work and money spent by others......

has a set of rules that never gets followed.......

is a mythical figuire that never never lives up to the hype.....

is a blantant anti semite...........

uses slave labor......

and likes little kids he doesnt know to sit on his lap........

definately all conservative traits.......

Oh man, the libs are getting mad!

not mad at all, i am agreeing with you that santa has many conservative traits like anti semitism and pedophile tendicies......

 

[Vaard]

There are many conservatives that a liberal Santa would not distribute toys to.

Did anyone say otherwise? The fact that he brings gifts to the good and not the bad would, of course include and exlude people of both parties. But that doesnt tell you that he isn't conservative. Quite the contrary, i think it reinforces it. Because he cares about merit, not idealogy.

nah, santa threatens with this list of his, but in the end he still gives everyone a gift regardless of how they acted through out the year..... so all talk and no walk, just like conservatives......

well, except the jews.. santa hates jews, just like conservatives.......

 

[NoNukes]

Dude! YOU want to find out who paid more attention?

YOU DO NOT WANT TO DEBATE ME ON THE BIBLE!

You will lose, lose badly and be furious when you do. No one listens, but I always feel I should give this warning.

Jesus was NOT a socialist and you cannot back that up with anything IN the Bible (without the usual liberal revisionist history aka LIES)

Guess so, like the story of the loaves and fishes. LOL

If I want to debate someone on a work of fiction, I will join a book club.

OH I LOVE THIS! IT NEVER FAILS!

See what I mean? LIBERALS LIE A LOT!

First you try to claim Jesus is one of your own, but the minute you are challenged you disown Jesus and claim he is a work of fiction.

NEVER FAILS with you lying liberals.

BTW, Jesus GAVE the crowd the loaves and fishes. He didn't insist the government do it.

If he had, THEN he would have been a socialist. Conservatives give of THEMSELVES, they don't ask the government to do it!

I did not deny that Jesus existed. You are the one lying for your convenience?

 

[Steelplate]

Yes... I agree Santa Claus and Conservatism have a lot in common. They both fly in the face of Jesus' teachings, have become slaves to rich people wanting to profit excessively, and are a myth.

What teachings?

The faux teachings of liberals that Jesus was really a socialist?

I'd love to hear you expand that, so I can cut it into confetti just for fun!

Read about the sheep and the Goats judgment in Matthew 25. Here are some others for your perusal.

Peacemaking, not War Making: Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. [Matthew 5:9] Resist
not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. [Matthew 5:39] I say unto you, Love your
enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despite-fully use you, and persecute
you; [Matthew 5:44]

The Death Penalty: Thou shalt not kill [Matthew 5:21]

Crime and Punishment: If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to cast a stone at her. [John 8:7] Do not judge, lest
you too be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to
you. [Matthew 7:1 & 2.]

Justice: Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled. [Matthew 5:6] Blessed are the
merciful: for they shall obtain mercy [Matthew 5:7] But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your
trespasses. [Matthew 6:15]

Corporate Greed and the Religion of Wealth: In the temple courts [Jesus] found men selling cattle, sheep and doves and other
sitting at tables exchanging money. So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple area, both sheep and cattle;
he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. [John 2:14 & 15.] Watch out! Be on your guard against
all kinds of greed; a man's life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions. [Luke 12.15.] Truly, I say unto you, it will
be hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. [Matthew 19:23] You cannot serve both God and Money. [Matthew 6:24.]

Paying Taxes & Separation of Church & State: Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the
things that are God's. [Matthew 22:21]

Community: Love your neighbor as yourself. .[Matthew 22:39] So in everything, do to others as you would have them do to you.
[Matthew 7:12.] If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven.
[Matthew 19:21]

Equality & Social Programs: But when you give a feast, invite the poor, the maimed, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed,
because they cannot repay you. You will be repaid at the resurrection of the just. [Luke 14:13 &14.]

Public Prayer & Displays of Faith: And when thou pray, thou shall not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in
the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
But thou, when thou pray, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret…
[Matthew 6:6 & 7]

Strict Enforcement of Religious Laws: If any of you has a son or a sheep and it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will you not take
hold of it and lift it out? [Matthew 12:11] The Sabbath was made for man, and not man for the Sabbath. [Mark 2:27.]

And yes.... I realize that Jesus didn't specifically say that people should do these things through government programs... however, he certainly didn't say not to.

Oh, yes... abortion(the killing of an unborn child)...we have to go back to the Old Testament on that one....Exodus 21:22 “If men who are fighting hit a pregnant woman and she miscarries, but there is no serious injury to the woman, the offender must be fined whatever the woman’s husband demands and the court allows. 23But if there is serious injury, you are to take life for life, 24eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, 25burn for burn, wound for wound, bruise for bruise.

So therefore, a fetus does NOT have the same rights as an already born person.

That being said... I am personally against abortion, but I support a Pro CHOICE agenda.

 

[California Girl]

Yes... I agree Santa Claus and Conservatism have a lot in common. They both fly in the face of Jesus' teachings, have become slaves to rich people wanting to profit excessively, and are a myth.

What teachings?

The faux teachings of liberals that Jesus was really a socialist?

I'd love to hear you expand that, so I can cut it into confetti just for fun!

Jesus was certainly more of a socialist than a conservative, you should have been paying closer attention in Sunday school.

1 Corinthians, 13:13

And now stays faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.

Note: the greatest of these is 'charity'.... not government redistribution, charity. Christ wants us to give because it is the right thing to do, not have our personal responsibility to help others taken from us by others.

idiot.

 

[Steelplate]

What teachings?

The faux teachings of liberals that Jesus was really a socialist?

I'd love to hear you expand that, so I can cut it into confetti just for fun!

Jesus was certainly more of a socialist than a conservative, you should have been paying closer attention in Sunday school.

1 Corinthians, 13:13

And now stays faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.

Note: the greatest of these is 'charity'.... not government redistribution, charity. Christ wants us to give because it is the right thing to do, not have our personal responsibility to help others taken from us by others.

idiot.

No one says you can't give of your own accord... what "liberal" ever said that?

 

[occupied]

Santa is myth that needs to die and quickly. He has become a symbol of crass commercialism and blind, wasteful consumerism. China owns him now anyway. The new North Pole is somewhere in China and the elves are actually underfed children assembling shoddy crap that will not last till the new year.

 

[teapartysamurai]

Hee Hee Hee!

Oh I really got the left's undies in a twist about this one!

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[Dragon]

Oh, no, Santa is not a conservative. He brings the best presents to NICE people. But conservatism is based on the idea that the greatest rewards should go to NAUGHTY people -- the most ruthless, the best at gaming the system, the ones out for number one.

Rewarding the nice over the naughty is about as liberal as you can get. And as for his girth, well, the idea that liberals are all skinny like the president while conservatives are all fatsos like Rush Limbaugh should be easily cured with a glance at Michael Moore and another at Ann Coulter.

 

[Steelplate]

Hee Hee Hee!

Oh I really got the left's undies in a twist about this one!

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abortions have a purpose, you dont

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Well Samurai... Negative Rep by Plasmaball notwithstanding....I'm waiting for you to cut the word of God to shreds... or however you put it.