Question for members

[miketx]

When you post here, how many of you are naked holding a cat, while watching Jerry Springer reruns and eating bon bons?

 

[deannalw]

When you post here, how many of you are naked holding a cat, while watching Jerry Springer reruns and eating bon bons?

Well... 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

 

[Cellblock2429]

When you post here, how many of you are naked holding a cat, while watching Jerry Springer reruns and eating bon bons?

/——-/ Including leap years?

 

[Votto]

But I'm not eating bon bons.

 

[1srelluc]

 

[Rambunctious]

......

 

[petro]

Sometimes I am taking a shit.

 

[mamooth]

When you post here, how many of you are naked holding a cat, while watching Jerry Springer reruns and eating bon bons?

Cats have claws. You don't hold them while you're nekkid.

 

[deannalw]

Sometimes I am taking a shit.

While naked, holding a cat?

Or holding a naked cat even?

 

[Thunk]

WTF is a bon bon?

 

[Votto]

Sometimes I am taking a shit.

No.......................just no.

You upset my cat.

 

[1srelluc]

WTF is a bon bon?

 

[Votto]

Cats have claws. You don't hold them while you're nekkid.

Oh sure, now ya tell me.

Thanks for nuttin!

 

[JGalt]

No way I'm getting naked around all these sharp objects. Besides, there's spiders out here in the garage.

 

[Moonglow]

When you post here, how many of you are naked holding a cat, while watching Jerry Springer reruns and eating bon bons?

My member refuses to say anything and is afraid anything that it does say may incriminate it.

 

[Moonglow]

No way I'm getting naked around all these sharp objects. Besides, there's spiders out here in the garage.

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Where's yer thimble?

 

[miketx]

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Is that a fully semi automatic AR-16? I haven't seen one in a while. Having that is clearly why no one chased into the shower to take that brown thing you are eating.

 

[miketx]

/——-/ Including leap years?

Well duh, of course!

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

When you post here, how many of you are naked holding a cat, while watching Jerry Springer reruns and eating bon bons?

Can't stand Jerry Springer~

Love Bon-Bons--and being naked while stroking pussy is pretty close to heaven.

 

[miketx]

No way I'm getting naked around all these sharp objects. Besides, there's spiders out here in the garage.

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That green thing on the lower right, is that an acme dildo re-pressurizer made in Wales?