BULLDOG
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I've talked to my member a time or two, but it's never said anything back. That would scare me.My member refuses to say anything and is afraid anything that it does say may incriminate it.
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I've talked to my member a time or two, but it's never said anything back. That would scare me.My member refuses to say anything and is afraid anything that it does say may incriminate it.
That green thing on the lower right, is that an acme dildo re-pressurizer made in Wales?
When you post here, how many of you are naked holding a cat, while watching Jerry Springer reruns and eating bon bons?
You get used to it after a while, makes more sense than miketxI've talked to my member a time or two, but it's never said anything back. That would scare me.
I've talked to my member a time or two, but it's never said anything back. That would scare me.
Huh..who knew...calibers eh? I imagine sizes are measure in Gauge--like shotguns.Yes it is, and it works on many calibers of dildos.
Is that a fully semi automatic AR-16? I haven' seen one in a while. Having that is clearly why no one chased into the shower to take that brown thing you are eating.
Huh..who knew...calibers eh? I imagine sizes are measure in Gauge--like shotguns.
LOL...a 12 gauge dildo..single..or double headed..errr..barreled?
So I was taking a shower while enjoying a chocolate chip cookie when.....I heard a suspicious sound....My seeing eye cat was taking a dump at the time so......
You remember McUzi?
McUzi is famous for the McUzi rant, circa mid 1990's. Best one of all time! Here it is...I wasn't on there long enough to remember anyone. Fourth time was a charm and I was about to get banned again, but someone bought me a two year subscription for giving one of the mods some shit.
I hardly ever log in there anymore, unless some big story breaks. Folks on that board can be pretty mean sometimes.
Ah, the famous McUzi rant.....This part would apply to the leftists here in spades.You remember McUzi?
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Hydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. |
When you post here, how many of you are naked holding a cat, while watching Jerry Springer reruns and eating bon bons?
He don't even have a garage, you can call home and ask his wife.JackOfNoTrades might be, but he can't post here in The Garage because he ain't got no garage. Man must be poor or something, maybe he lives in a 2-room shack. Shame. Jack might not have a garage but he definitely has a pussy.
Uneasy Rider....nice reference~He don't even have a garage, you can call home and ask his wife.