Patrick's advice TO CHICKS - #173

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    When you're with a guy, and things start getting real "romantic", don't say "don't tear my panties". He'll buy you a new one. Leave it for later. :D
     
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    Wow. That's profound.
     
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    Where the fuck do you think you landed - the metaphysics forum? :rolleyes: :lmao:
     
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    You're gay?
     
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    One can only wonder what pearls of wisdom were in #'s 1 - 172?
     
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    That's actually pretty good advise.

    But ya know, if you're with a woman who cares about her panties at that point in the event?

    You'd be better off leaving immediately.

    She's not really into it.
     
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    Noooooo........ have you tried san francisco bathhouses?
     
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    I'll tell you if you want! :D
     
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    If you can't take off your woman's panties without tearing them, perhaps you're moving a bit too fast.

    Slow down and reap the rewards of a willing, enthusiastic partner.
     
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    Correct - I'm giving advice to younger guys mostly. But I don't like it when they say stuff like that - it's disruptive.
     

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