Our Poiltics Are Different

Discussion in 'Politics' started by gettingold, Jun 28, 2010.

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    If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
    If a progressive doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

    If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
    If a progressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
    banned for everyone.

    If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a progressive is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

    If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
    better his situation.
    A progressive wonders who is going to take care of him.

    If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    Progressives demand that those they don't like be shut down.

    If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
    A progressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
    silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

    If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
    shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
    A progressive demands that the rest of us pay for his.

    If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends
    can have a good laugh.

    A progressive won't laugh or pass it on. Sometimes truth hurts to much.
     
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    No one wants your fucking guns
     
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    Never seen anyone other than PETA trying to ban meat

    If a conservative is homosexual, he hides the fact and takes anti-homosexual stands. If a progressive is homosexual he demands respect from the legislature. It is conservatives pushing laws to desriminate against gays
     
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    No, they just don't want him to have his guns either.

    To pretend otherwise is to ignore 50+ years of Democrat policy.
     
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    If a conservative is a believer he protests anyone trying to force their non-christian views on him (especially those foreign religions)

    If a progressive is a non-believer, he stands up to government trying to force religious views on him and his children and insists on separation of church and state
     
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    and we see there are plenty of conservative simpletons here.
     
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    Who wants this, PETA? I don't recall any leftists who want meat products banned outright.

    No no, if a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life while his colleagues vote to outlaw gay marriage.

    No one advocates shutting Hannity down anymore than Olbermann.

    You forget to mention the fact that if a conservative is a believer, he wants it legislated into the country.

    Oh, a chain e-mail. That provides no citations, but merely acts to reach out to emotions through wordplay. Yeah, it's full of crap. By the way, the one about the Nigerian prince is a big lie too.
     
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    This is an entertaining stereotype with conservative bias. Put on a pair of shoes. It works a whole lot better than trying to cover the earth with leather.
     
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    If you're not planning on shooting up my neighborhood, you can have your guns. THAT'S the issue, period. Why you people always make it a "right," which is purely ideologically driven, is a mystery.
     

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