gettingold
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If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a progressive doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a progressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a progressive is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
better his situation.
A progressive wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Progressives demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A progressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A progressive demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends
can have a good laugh.
A progressive won't laugh or pass it on. Sometimes truth hurts to much.
If a progressive doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a progressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a progressive is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
better his situation.
A progressive wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Progressives demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A progressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A progressive demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends
can have a good laugh.
A progressive won't laugh or pass it on. Sometimes truth hurts to much.