I'll just have to live with the self-evident fact that I have forgotten more about politics than you'll ever know. You'll have to live with it too by the way.
Romney lost because the Evangelicals wouldn't vote for a Mormon...now run along and beg for some free birth control, which I can't imagine you'd ever have any use for.
Well, you're wrong. He lost because the Obama campaign defined him well before the convention and he was never able to shed the definition of an entitled rich guy. He received more votes than McCain did in the previous election and 10,000,000 more than the very evangelical-friendly GWB got in 2012.
Your reasoning doesn't make sense and that sound you just herd was you getting blown out of the water.
Does seeing Sandra Fluke's face on your screen while you're getting your ass kicked rhetorically bother you?