My wife rearranges the dishwasher after I load it .

[whitehall]

If she tries to tell you how to change the oil in the truck you are in trouble. Otherwise it's best to trust her judgement about the dishwasher.

 

[HUGGY]

I spotted her doing it out of the corner of my eye…it occurred to me that she does this often.

I asked her why, she said I put the dishes in the ‘wrong’ way’, all the time…...I asked her what the proper way was…she told me not to sweat it, it’s a guy thing, its not in our DNA apparently as I have unfailing poor spatial perception when it came to organizing dirty dishes in a box….


I may report her for making what appears to be a hurtful, stereotypical comment impugning my gender….. I feel emasculated.

I feel some inconvenient headaches coming on…..

You are! You should load the sucker up dump in the soap....turn it on and just lean on it daring her to make her move!

 

[Liability]

Never had one-never will. It's uh murkin thang. Plural is Themz.
Idiocy.

Booger doesn't believe in washing dishes,

or the floors, his hands, his face or anything else.

Booger is opposed to hygiene.

 

[Intense]

Just remember when you load it, to not block the movement of any of the wash arms. Run the hot water at the sink before you start it up, to insure that your first fill is hot water.

 

[strollingbones]

okay and then you try to unload them......am i the only one who turns glasses upside down in the cabinet?

 

[BDBoop]

okay and then you try to unload them......am i the only one who turns glasses upside down in the cabinet?

Funny you should ask. We go every other one. They're shaped like coke bottles, so it's up/down/up/down, three rows deep.

 

[Truthmatters]

I spotted her doing it out of the corner of my eye…it occurred to me that she does this often.

I asked her why, she said I put the dishes in the ‘wrong’ way’, all the time…...I asked her what the proper way was…she told me not to sweat it, it’s a guy thing, its not in our DNA apparently as I have unfailing poor spatial perception when it came to organizing dirty dishes in a box….


I may report her for making what appears to be a hurtful, stereotypical comment impugning my gender….. I feel emasculated.

I feel some inconvenient headaches coming on…..

go get the paperwork on the dishwasher and learn how to load it properly.

That will show her

 

[Mr Natural]

The kitchen is the wife's domain.

Let her have it the way she wants it.

 

[strollingbones]

in other words ...she doesnt ever object to your loading the dishwasher cause you dont do it?

 

[Skull Pilot]

Let the bitch load the dishwasher herself while you enjoy a cold beer on the deck.

 

[BDBoop]

Let the bitch load the dishwasher herself while you enjoy a cold beer on the deck.

Silly! Dogs can't load dishwashers.

 

[Skull Pilot]

Let the bitch load the dishwasher herself while you enjoy a cold beer on the deck.

Silly! Dogs can't load dishwashers.

Excuse me.

Let the impossible to please controlling harpy load the dishwasher herself while you enjoy a cold beer on the deck.

 

[Ernie S.]

Human males organize better than any creature on earth. We just don't give a shit about the damn dishes in the damn dishwasher.

I am also very sure you are quite happy to eat off of dirty dishes too......

That's why God gave us fingernails. Little clump of something left on the plate? No sweat. Scrape it off with a nail. If we don't recognize it, we may even taste it. Must know what it was!

 

[Ernie S.]

The kitchen is the wife's domain.

Let her have it the way she wants it.

I, apparently, do not even know how to stack dishes in the sink. Thank God!

 

[strollingbones]

okay i looked up a youtube on how to load the d/w but they did it wrong lol

 

[BDBoop]

okay i looked up a youtube on how to load the d/w but they did it wrong lol

Dammit, and me out of rep. Mother Fletcher, but your timing sucks.

 

[hortysir]

Let the bitch load the dishwasher herself while you enjoy a cold beer on the deck.

....and if she comes out on the deck yelling and bitching, shorten her damned chain.

 

[Synthaholic]

I often feel the need to re-arrange the dishwasher too. Just to create obvious room for more stuff before I turn it on.

How hard is the whole spatial recognition thing for my wife and daughter?

I feel your pain.

 

[Skull Pilot]

Let the bitch load the dishwasher herself while you enjoy a cold beer on the deck.

....and if she comes out on the deck yelling and bitching, shorten her damned chain.

And don't forget the bark collar.

 

[koshergrl]

I spotted her doing it out of the corner of my eye…it occurred to me that she does this often.

I asked her why, she said I put the dishes in the ‘wrong’ way’, all the time…...I asked her what the proper way was…she told me not to sweat it, it’s a guy thing, its not in our DNA apparently as I have unfailing poor spatial perception when it came to organizing dirty dishes in a box….


I may report her for making what appears to be a hurtful, stereotypical comment impugning my gender….. I feel emasculated.

I feel some inconvenient headaches coming on…..

That means you don;t have to do it anymore!!


You've uncovered one of the greatest kept secrets of the Universe.....

Men purposely screw things up so we don;t get asked to do it again.

It's not that well kept, I'm afraid, lol.

At my house, if you load the dishes, rest assured I will never go behind you and do it again, properly.

If you make the bed crappy, I won't remake it.

If you do a bad job vacuuming, I'm not going to re-vacuum.

I can live with it, and I won't reinforce that sort of obnoxious behavior. If it's good enough for you, it's good enough for me. I'll spend the extra time with a good book and you can wait till I fix it or let you out of doing it forever.