misuse a homophone in a sentence

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She was probably trying out her new bar of lie soap, Bert said.

 

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At any rate, when she finally got out of the tub, she was soaking whet.

 

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And because she had a flare for the dramatic, Persephone then asked Bert what had happened to their car.

 

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And Bert told her that their car had been toad downtown.

 

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If you look over there where the cattle grays, you can see a weeping willow tree.

 

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Directly underneath it sits a wild bore.

 

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And look — over there, in the woods! Some dear!

 

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And one of them must be a mother, because here comes a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed dough!

 

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I don't know if I've ever scene so many wild animals!

 

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And the peace and serenity here is nothing like the violence and den of the city.

 

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Over there is the heal that Jack and Jill went up to fetch a pale of water.

 

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My, aren't Jack and Jill a pear?

 

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They sure do Rome around in their bare feet a lot, those two.

 

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Phineas wanted a copy of the paper so he could tare out the coupons.

 

[Pennywise]

Directly underneath it sits a wild bore.

USMB is lousy with them and you no it.

 

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On the paper's front page was a story about a vicious storm that blue down a house.

 

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Directly underneath it sits a wild bore.

USMB is lousy with them and you no it.

No joke, bro. I guess it's their First Amendment rite, though.

 

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Some lede by following, but others by example.

 

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Some would rather not be lead anywhere to which they can't go on their own.

 

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I guess those are the ones who will dye with their boots on, so to speak.