misuse a homophone in a sentence

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    I preemptively apologize if you think I put this thread in the incorrect subforum, as this seems like the perfect place, to me.

    Okay, so let's start the fun.

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    Uncle Ferd says...

    ... dats how gays call each other...

    ... on dey's homophones.
    :eusa_shifty:
     
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    :lol:

    Pogo needs to get in on this thread's action. Right up his/ her alley, this.

    Okay, moving along:

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    Wow, that honey right there is one seriously hot piece of tale.
     
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    Did you know that John's banned will be playing at CBGB's next week?
     
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    I waited until high tied before I headed out to the beach.
     
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    Ah, moor's the pity, sir.
     
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    After that, I didn't see her for another weak.
     
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    The ultimate affect of it showed that Jason was quite frail.
     
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    They gave Bartholomew a shiny plaque for his having cleaned the chimney so well.
     

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