misuse a homophone in a sentence

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The kiddie "bounce house" got carried away in the vicious, sweeping wind because Beavis forgot to steak it.

 

[Pennywise]

The kiddie "bounce house" got carried away in the vicious, sweeping wind because Beavis forgot to steak it.

Goddman Beavis and his crew are threw!

 

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I hear he and Butthead changed jobs: they now lode trucks.

 

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"Most alcoholics are also drug attics," Mama Shart once told me.

 

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Next week, he leaves town for a 30-day Cruz.

 

[Moonglow]

I preemptively apologize if you think I put this thread in the incorrect subforum, as this seems like the perfect place, to me.

Okay, so let's start the fun.

I felt like God answered my prayers the day when the Chili miners were rescued.

Did God give them crackers to go with their Chili?

 

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Some liberals are so myopic that it honestly makes me wonder if they've stared at the son too much.

 

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Furthermore, I honestly don't think that some of them have any common sense or principals.

 

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"I'm Nebraska corn fed and Kentucky bread," the smokin' hot honey named Sherry said.

 

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"I'd sure love as little as five minutes to hit that," the man in the throws of rejection said.

 

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"But you're never gonna get it," the genteel Southern bell said.

 

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We haven't seen her since that hurricane four years ago all but obliterated our Caribbean aisle.

 

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Sylvester went to the bar to order a djinn and tonic.

 

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The mortician told his students that they would all have to urn their mortuary science degrees.

 

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Bet he ruse his having told them that, too.

 

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Shortly after Bert got a haircut, he got into a heated argument with a stranger on the highway and went to gel.

 

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When he finally got out, Bert pond his favorite gun so he could pay the bondsman.

 

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And because he couldn't afford taxi cab fair, he had to walk home.

 

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As soon as he walked into his home, he shot heroin into his favorite vain.

 

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All the wile, Persephone was in the bathtub.