Mike Johnson Zigs When He Should Have Zagged, Gets Played On CR Funding

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That’s right—by mid-afternoon yesterday on Tuesday as the laddered CR approached roll call, the drafts had somehow been swapped around and in the one that got voted on, the funding calendar in the laddering had been switched out, with the two most critical GOP agency priorities—military funding and Border Patrol—both shifted over into Group 2 from Group 1 in the original Freedom Caucus draft. Meaning that to fund their priorities and make sure the troops get paid on time (the same leverage that led Kevin McCarthy to buckle in September), the GOP has been “zugzwanged” instead, forced to drop its austerity demands and concede full funding for the social service agencies they hate most by the Feb. 2 deadline. If they don’t, then it also means a shutdown for the military and delayed payments to troops—the scenario they feared most, and forcing them (if they really want to shut down and cut US social services agencies that much) to spread the pain to programs the Republican base also cares about. Around this same time, the Freedumb Caucus went on a frantic scramble and phones began ringing off the hook in the offices of Republican staffers, as apparently someone in the caucus did spot the change at the last minute.



A mole in Republican ranks?

But obviously, not enough as the votes were soon being counted. And most important—the change went right over Mike Johnson’s head, and he wound up introducing a laddered CR that did the total opposite of what he and the Freedumb Caucus had in mind. It’s not certain yet exactly what was going on in the halls of Congress at that point, but from the trickle so far, it seems that through a combination of clever distraction, flattery and Mike Johnson in general being an inattentive dumbass, he and House Leadership got tricked, had the wool completely pulled over their eyes and missed the critical switch in the laddering. Nor is it clear how the “Trojan horse draft”—from the Freedumb Caucus’ perspective, and what US conservative social media are calling it—wound up the one that made it to roll call in the first place yesterday late afternoon.

From the enraged frothing in the media and socials that our MAGA relatives (to our own dismay alas) pay attention to, there’s white-hot angry demands to uncover “the mole”, “the traitor”, “the Judas backstabber” (various names for whoever it is), apparently within the staff of one of the GOP members (possibly even a Freedumb Caucus member, to make the irony even more delicious) who slipped in the Trojan horse. And duped even Mike Johnson himself into undermining the highest priority of the House GOP this session, the very reason Moron Mike got chosen as Speaker to begin with. Although Johnson knew he needed the help of Democratic votes to get the laddered CR passed, the title of Joan’s diary isn’t quite accurate, as again it wasn’t in any way a good-faith olive branch from him to us, and there was absolutely no interest in saving his sorry ass and his (now likely doomed) political career.

Moron Mike Johnson went into roll call thinking he had Democrats over a barrel, and while he wanted our votes, he thought he was laying a perfect trap. Suckering us in (and using our apparent desperation to give in to political terrorism) to allow a short-term delay in a shutdown now, to shift the negotiating leverage decisively in the Republicans’ favor in January and February 2024, as pointed out above. He was apparently so arrogant and convinced he’d beaten us that he was horrified when the truth came out. At some point yesterday evening, Johnson was in a state of shock and horror when he realized what happened but by then it was too late—the votes had been counted and enough Republicans got duped with him, and the GOP has now lost all the leverage it had been counting on with the laddering scheme.


Watch out for those sharp elbows from McCarthy, Mikey boy.
 
That’s right—by mid-afternoon yesterday on Tuesday as the laddered CR approached roll call, the drafts had somehow been swapped around and in the one that got voted on, the funding calendar in the laddering had been switched out, with the two most critical GOP agency priorities—military funding and Border Patrol—both shifted over into Group 2 from Group 1 in the original Freedom Caucus draft. Meaning that to fund their priorities and make sure the troops get paid on time (the same leverage that led Kevin McCarthy to buckle in September), the GOP has been “zugzwanged” instead, forced to drop its austerity demands and concede full funding for the social service agencies they hate most by the Feb. 2 deadline. If they don’t, then it also means a shutdown for the military and delayed payments to troops—the scenario they feared most, and forcing them (if they really want to shut down and cut US social services agencies that much) to spread the pain to programs the Republican base also cares about. Around this same time, the Freedumb Caucus went on a frantic scramble and phones began ringing off the hook in the offices of Republican staffers, as apparently someone in the caucus did spot the change at the last minute.



A mole in Republican ranks?

But obviously, not enough as the votes were soon being counted. And most important—the change went right over Mike Johnson’s head, and he wound up introducing a laddered CR that did the total opposite of what he and the Freedumb Caucus had in mind. It’s not certain yet exactly what was going on in the halls of Congress at that point, but from the trickle so far, it seems that through a combination of clever distraction, flattery and Mike Johnson in general being an inattentive dumbass, he and House Leadership got tricked, had the wool completely pulled over their eyes and missed the critical switch in the laddering. Nor is it clear how the “Trojan horse draft”—from the Freedumb Caucus’ perspective, and what US conservative social media are calling it—wound up the one that made it to roll call in the first place yesterday late afternoon.

From the enraged frothing in the media and socials that our MAGA relatives (to our own dismay alas) pay attention to, there’s white-hot angry demands to uncover “the mole”, “the traitor”, “the Judas backstabber” (various names for whoever it is), apparently within the staff of one of the GOP members (possibly even a Freedumb Caucus member, to make the irony even more delicious) who slipped in the Trojan horse. And duped even Mike Johnson himself into undermining the highest priority of the House GOP this session, the very reason Moron Mike got chosen as Speaker to begin with. Although Johnson knew he needed the help of Democratic votes to get the laddered CR passed, the title of Joan’s diary isn’t quite accurate, as again it wasn’t in any way a good-faith olive branch from him to us, and there was absolutely no interest in saving his sorry ass and his (now likely doomed) political career.

Moron Mike Johnson went into roll call thinking he had Democrats over a barrel, and while he wanted our votes, he thought he was laying a perfect trap. Suckering us in (and using our apparent desperation to give in to political terrorism) to allow a short-term delay in a shutdown now, to shift the negotiating leverage decisively in the Republicans’ favor in January and February 2024, as pointed out above. He was apparently so arrogant and convinced he’d beaten us that he was horrified when the truth came out. At some point yesterday evening, Johnson was in a state of shock and horror when he realized what happened but by then it was too late—the votes had been counted and enough Republicans got duped with him, and the GOP has now lost all the leverage it had been counting on with the laddering scheme.


Watch out for those sharp elbows from McCarthy, Mikey boy.
Several days ago Johnson said there will be no spending cuts in this appropriations debt extension so you can take your gloating and shove it up your Moon Bat ass.

You asshole Moon Bats were all so butt hurt when Johnson became Speaker because he was a Christian and you hate Christians but the truth of the matter there was never anything for you butt pirates to be butt hurt about.

The Republican Party is nothing more than Democrat Light and will continue with big government and more debt. They do not have the courage to do the right thing for America and stop all this bullshit spending so you bat shit crazy Leftest have nothing to worry about.
 
See you in February.

When nothing gets defunded.

This isn’t going to be Obama austerity 2.0 sunshine.

It will be McCarthy 2.0 by the end of next week.
Don't worry skrewey your SNAP is fully funded, you won't have to support yourself ever.
 
That’s right—by mid-afternoon yesterday on Tuesday as the laddered CR approached roll call, the drafts had somehow been swapped around and in the one that got voted on, the funding calendar in the laddering had been switched out, with the two most critical GOP agency priorities—military funding and Border Patrol—both shifted over into Group 2 from Group 1 in the original Freedom Caucus draft. Meaning that to fund their priorities and make sure the troops get paid on time (the same leverage that led Kevin McCarthy to buckle in September), the GOP has been “zugzwanged” instead, forced to drop its austerity demands and concede full funding for the social service agencies they hate most by the Feb. 2 deadline. If they don’t, then it also means a shutdown for the military and delayed payments to troops—the scenario they feared most, and forcing them (if they really want to shut down and cut US social services agencies that much) to spread the pain to programs the Republican base also cares about. Around this same time, the Freedumb Caucus went on a frantic scramble and phones began ringing off the hook in the offices of Republican staffers, as apparently someone in the caucus did spot the change at the last minute.



A mole in Republican ranks?

But obviously, not enough as the votes were soon being counted. And most important—the change went right over Mike Johnson’s head, and he wound up introducing a laddered CR that did the total opposite of what he and the Freedumb Caucus had in mind. It’s not certain yet exactly what was going on in the halls of Congress at that point, but from the trickle so far, it seems that through a combination of clever distraction, flattery and Mike Johnson in general being an inattentive dumbass, he and House Leadership got tricked, had the wool completely pulled over their eyes and missed the critical switch in the laddering. Nor is it clear how the “Trojan horse draft”—from the Freedumb Caucus’ perspective, and what US conservative social media are calling it—wound up the one that made it to roll call in the first place yesterday late afternoon.

From the enraged frothing in the media and socials that our MAGA relatives (to our own dismay alas) pay attention to, there’s white-hot angry demands to uncover “the mole”, “the traitor”, “the Judas backstabber” (various names for whoever it is), apparently within the staff of one of the GOP members (possibly even a Freedumb Caucus member, to make the irony even more delicious) who slipped in the Trojan horse. And duped even Mike Johnson himself into undermining the highest priority of the House GOP this session, the very reason Moron Mike got chosen as Speaker to begin with. Although Johnson knew he needed the help of Democratic votes to get the laddered CR passed, the title of Joan’s diary isn’t quite accurate, as again it wasn’t in any way a good-faith olive branch from him to us, and there was absolutely no interest in saving his sorry ass and his (now likely doomed) political career.

Moron Mike Johnson went into roll call thinking he had Democrats over a barrel, and while he wanted our votes, he thought he was laying a perfect trap. Suckering us in (and using our apparent desperation to give in to political terrorism) to allow a short-term delay in a shutdown now, to shift the negotiating leverage decisively in the Republicans’ favor in January and February 2024, as pointed out above. He was apparently so arrogant and convinced he’d beaten us that he was horrified when the truth came out. At some point yesterday evening, Johnson was in a state of shock and horror when he realized what happened but by then it was too late—the votes had been counted and enough Republicans got duped with him, and the GOP has now lost all the leverage it had been counting on with the laddering scheme.


Watch out for those sharp elbows from McCarthy, Mikey boy.
Poor skrewey....way too much time on your America hating hands.
 
Several days ago Johnson said there will be no spending cuts in this appropriations debt extension so you can take your gloating and shove it up your Moon Bat ass.

You asshole Moon Bats were all so butt hurt when Johnson became Speaker because he was a Christian and you hate Christians but the truth of the matter there was never anything for you butt pirates to be butt hurt about.

The Republican Party is nothing more than Democrat Light and will continue with big government and more debt. They do not have the courage to do the right thing for America and stop all this bullshit spending so you bat shit crazy Leftest have nothing to worry about.
Obviously the goal should be to elect Trump. He broke records for debt but who cares; he owned the libs.

Asshole snowflake Trump humpers have their priorities straight. Elect Trump, watch the debt soar while Trump owns the libs.

maga!
 
That’s right—by mid-afternoon yesterday on Tuesday as the laddered CR approached roll call, the drafts had somehow been swapped around and in the one that got voted on, the funding calendar in the laddering had been switched out, with the two most critical GOP agency priorities—military funding and Border Patrol—both shifted over into Group 2 from Group 1 in the original Freedom Caucus draft. Meaning that to fund their priorities and make sure the troops get paid on time (the same leverage that led Kevin McCarthy to buckle in September), the GOP has been “zugzwanged” instead, forced to drop its austerity demands and concede full funding for the social service agencies they hate most by the Feb. 2 deadline. If they don’t, then it also means a shutdown for the military and delayed payments to troops—the scenario they feared most, and forcing them (if they really want to shut down and cut US social services agencies that much) to spread the pain to programs the Republican base also cares about. Around this same time, the Freedumb Caucus went on a frantic scramble and phones began ringing off the hook in the offices of Republican staffers, as apparently someone in the caucus did spot the change at the last minute.



A mole in Republican ranks?

But obviously, not enough as the votes were soon being counted. And most important—the change went right over Mike Johnson’s head, and he wound up introducing a laddered CR that did the total opposite of what he and the Freedumb Caucus had in mind. It’s not certain yet exactly what was going on in the halls of Congress at that point, but from the trickle so far, it seems that through a combination of clever distraction, flattery and Mike Johnson in general being an inattentive dumbass, he and House Leadership got tricked, had the wool completely pulled over their eyes and missed the critical switch in the laddering. Nor is it clear how the “Trojan horse draft”—from the Freedumb Caucus’ perspective, and what US conservative social media are calling it—wound up the one that made it to roll call in the first place yesterday late afternoon.

From the enraged frothing in the media and socials that our MAGA relatives (to our own dismay alas) pay attention to, there’s white-hot angry demands to uncover “the mole”, “the traitor”, “the Judas backstabber” (various names for whoever it is), apparently within the staff of one of the GOP members (possibly even a Freedumb Caucus member, to make the irony even more delicious) who slipped in the Trojan horse. And duped even Mike Johnson himself into undermining the highest priority of the House GOP this session, the very reason Moron Mike got chosen as Speaker to begin with. Although Johnson knew he needed the help of Democratic votes to get the laddered CR passed, the title of Joan’s diary isn’t quite accurate, as again it wasn’t in any way a good-faith olive branch from him to us, and there was absolutely no interest in saving his sorry ass and his (now likely doomed) political career.

Moron Mike Johnson went into roll call thinking he had Democrats over a barrel, and while he wanted our votes, he thought he was laying a perfect trap. Suckering us in (and using our apparent desperation to give in to political terrorism) to allow a short-term delay in a shutdown now, to shift the negotiating leverage decisively in the Republicans’ favor in January and February 2024, as pointed out above. He was apparently so arrogant and convinced he’d beaten us that he was horrified when the truth came out. At some point yesterday evening, Johnson was in a state of shock and horror when he realized what happened but by then it was too late—the votes had been counted and enough Republicans got duped with him, and the GOP has now lost all the leverage it had been counting on with the laddering scheme.


Watch out for those sharp elbows from McCarthy, Mikey boy.
Did Gaetz vote for the CR?
 
Not surprisingly, the daily Jo's gets it wrong again. Setting Republican priorities to expire first means that it will be a quick vote to fund them until the end of the year. Then however many days later the Democrats can try to convince Republicans to fund their ridiculous nonsense.

But that's not even the important part. Separating the budget into parts is a huge step in the direction of getting some fiscal responsibility before it's too late.
 
And it turns out that the daily cause finally got tired of being wrong all the time. They have retracted that story and labeled it misinformation. jbrownson0831 Too bad it's too late for you to delete that link.
 
i believe 1400 hrs

i knew it was a sham an hour in, you'd have to be an ignernt slob not to
 
Obviously the goal should be to elect Trump. He broke records for debt but who cares; he owned the libs.

Asshole snowflake Trump humpers have their priorities straight. Elect Trump, watch the debt soar while Trump owns the libs.

maga!
Just plead ignorance to Biden and the Dems / Socialists trying to dump $1.5 trillion in student debt onto the taxpayers.
 
Just keep moving them out.


Head them up, move them out.
 

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