Jesus still a no show-christian's getting hissy

[HaShev]

Jesus did not show up for his debate and all he has is his minions lying for him and making excuses. Where's Waldo?


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[guno]

Jesus did not show up for his debate and all he has is his minions lying for him and making excuses. Where's Waldo?


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[HaShev]

*LOL* Thanks!
I wish my browser would allow me to add url links to images, but for some reason this forum doesn't work properly on mobile.

 

[irosie91]

Don't blame Jesus-----none of it was his idea

 

[aris2chat]

*LOL* Thanks!
I wish my browser would allow me to add url links to images, but for some reason this forum doesn't work properly on mobile.

Use the plus link in the post menu (two grey and one green)

 

[HaShev]

ok switched browsers, this is a fitting graphic I made a year or so ago.

 

[guno]

Then they will see the Son of Man coming in clouds with great power and glory. And then He will send forth the angels, and will gather together His elect from the four winds, from the farthest end of the earth to the farthest end of heaven. Now learn the parable from the fig tree: when its branch has already become tender and puts forth its leaves, you know that summer is near. Even so, you too, when you see these things happening, recognize that He is near, right at the door. Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place…“ (Mark 13:26-30)

“For the Son of Man is going to come in the glory of His Father with His angels, and will then repay every man according to his deeds. Truly I say to you, there are some of those who are standing here who will not taste death until they see the Son of Man coming in His kingdom.“ (Matthew 16: 27, 28)

Woopsie!!!

 

[guno]

Then they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. But when these things begin to take place, straighten up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. Then He told them a parable: Behold the fig tree and all the trees; as soon as they put forth leaves, you see it and know for yourselves that summer is now near. So you also, when you see these things happening, recognize that the kingdom of God is near. Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all things take place.“ (Luke 21:27-32)

In these passages Jesus is explicit about his return. He said that he would return riding the clouds with angels to judge the world and that with the sound of a trumpet he would send his angels to gather his chosen ones from the Earth. This would be no secret, invisible or “spiritual” event. Instead, the whole world would see him in the sky just the whole world sees the light of the sun. This was to happen some time during the generation of those to whom he was speaking. To make it clear to his listeners that this event would not be in the distant future, he told them that some of them who were there listening to him would still be alive to see it.

 

[HaShev]

Yeah very fitting verses for my Jim Jones analogy post.

Also notice people miss the fact that they call him both son of man and son of God. He can't be both. This is their inability to recognize third person tenses, that they spoke about son of man as another and not him.

 

[HaShev]

IS that Jackie Gleeson threatening to send someone through the clouds up to see Jesus?
I've been to the Gleeson theater in Miami a few times, but for other events, saw the Globetrotters there once.

 

[hobelim]

Jesus did not show up for his debate and all he has is his minions lying for him and making excuses. Where's Waldo?

 

[HaShev]

 

[hobelim]

 

[HaShev]

 

[HaShev]

 

[shimon]

Oh i see does this mean elvis has left the building and all those in the audience who paid good money for their seats to the show have been stiffed not only of their money but their time and their efforts to watch the greatest show on earth but unfortunately it turned out to be a flop and a charade....

 

[HaShev]

Yep and it would be like them creating an icon taking the best characteristics and stories from all the real personas of Elvis, Roy Orbison,
Eddie Cochran, Buddy Holly and fictitious characters like Dewey Cox,& Eddie and the Cruisers and converging them all calling this new character the King and give him a new birthdate so you assume he existed by way of the one portion called the King who did exist.

 

[irosie91]

Then they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. But when these things begin to take place, straighten up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. Then He told them a parable: Behold the fig tree and all the trees; as soon as they put forth leaves, you see it and know for yourselves that summer is now near. So you also, when you see these things happening, recognize that the kingdom of God is near. Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all things take place.“ (Luke 21:27-32)

In these passages Jesus is explicit about his return. He said that he would return riding the clouds with angels to judge the world and that with the sound of a trumpet he would send his angels to gather his chosen ones from the Earth. This would be no secret, invisible or “spiritual” event. Instead, the whole world would see him in the sky just the whole world sees the light of the sun. This was to happen some time during the generation of those to whom he was speaking. To make it clear to his listeners that this event would not be in the distant future, he told them that some of them who were there listening to him would still be alive to see it.

yeah? Luke was greek and did not speak Aramaic----and Jesus did not speak greek

 

[Avatar4321]

Shucks, you mean Jesus didn't show for an event He never agreed to attend?

Jesus isn't the problem here. He will appear when He plans to appear.

 

[Hollie]

Shucks, you mean Jesus didn't show for an event He never agreed to attend?

Jesus isn't the problem here. He will appear when He plans to appear.

And Boyd Packer will be returning from the dead, any day now.