If you could have one question answered

[Iceweasel]

Why do restaurants give you a check? It's a goddamn bill, not a check. How stupid do they think we are? And I already know why the waitresses bend over so often.

 

[IsaacNewton]

Why does everything that is good for you taste bad, but everything that is bad for you tastes good. It would be so much easier if broccoli tasted like Filet Mignon.

if cows tasted like broccoli, would there be more buffalo roaming?

I don't know but I'd certainly be a vegetables and potatoes man.