If I may have your attention

[Gunny]

So THAT's where my pliars went.......

You realize, don't you, that you forced measures of economy on my efforts with your silly little plier stunt don't you? I've had to resort to silly string and a whole lot of red die #2 food coloring.

In fact....some folks aren't to happy with these austerity measures...

Ummm .... it was all ... ummm ... Zane's fault ....

Zane? Uh.....was that the little dude that err....went all wonky on you?


I'm sure I can schedule in a therapy session gratis...but, you'll have to give me the pliers first.

Apparently he's my clone.

 

[California Girl]

Any self-respecting, chocolate-loving dominatrix should have a Leatherman handy in her Prada bag.

Their new range includes some fabulous shoes... I was amazed what they can fit in the heels now! Wow! Definitely worth the investment.

 

[Gunny]

Ummm .... it was all ... ummm ... Zane's fault ....

You are in big trouble. I'll light a candle for you (and PM Coyote asking her to be merciful).

Merciful?

I think I was pretty merciful all things considered....


I left him withi a peanut M&M

A? One? A peanut M&M? The Nazi's had NOTHING on YOU.

 

[Gunny]

Any self-respecting, chocolate-loving dominatrix should have a Leatherman handy in her Prada bag.

Their new range includes some fabulous shoes... I was amazed what they can fit in the heels now! Wow! Definitely worth the investment.

Did you HAVE to mention shoes? Care will be here directly ....

 

[Coyote]

You are in big trouble. I'll light a candle for you (and PM Coyote asking her to be merciful).

Merciful?

I think I was pretty merciful all things considered....


I left him withi a peanut M&M

A? One? A peanut M&M? The Nazi's had NOTHING on YOU.

Umh. It was....a ... kinda big one......


(exit stage left!)

 

[Coyote]

You are in big trouble. I'll light a candle for you (and PM Coyote asking her to be merciful).

* scuffs toe in dirt*

I'm all innocent .... n stuff .....

Yeah, yeah. So you keep saying. We'll just make sure of that.

Coyote, where's that special belt - you still have the key, don't you?

Key........? Errr............


(*burp*)

 

[Si modo]

* scuffs toe in dirt*

I'm all innocent .... n stuff .....

Yeah, yeah. So you keep saying. We'll just make sure of that.

Coyote, where's that special belt - you still have the key, don't you?

Key........? Errr............


(*burp*)

Awwww, not again?????

 

[Coyote]

Yeah, yeah. So you keep saying. We'll just make sure of that.

Coyote, where's that special belt - you still have the key, don't you?

Key........? Errr............


(*burp*)

Awwww, not again?????

Well...what do you expect when you hide it in a bowl of M&M's? I mean what sort of dumb hiding place is that.......



By the way...if you going past the 7-11, can you pick up some Cracker Jacks? I can't find the decoder ring either and until I do we can't ... err...take care of....that other little problem....

 

[Gunny]

Yeah, yeah. So you keep saying. We'll just make sure of that.

Coyote, where's that special belt - you still have the key, don't you?

Key........? Errr............


(*burp*)

Awwww, not again?????

What do you expect from a scavenger that wants my pliers?

 

[Coyote]

Key........? Errr............


(*burp*)

Awwww, not again?????

What do you expect from a scavenger that wants my pliers?

Your pliers? (taps foot)....am I going to have to ramp up the austerity measures? Hmmm?

 

[Si modo]

Key........? Errr............


(*burp*)

Awwww, not again?????

Well...what do you expect when you hide it in a bowl of M&M's? I mean what sort of dumb hiding place is that.......



By the way...if you going past the 7-11, can you pick up some Cracker Jacks? I can't find the decoder ring either and until I do we can't ... err...take care of....that other little problem....

That was the key to the dunge...errr...basement that was in the M&Ms. Oh well. We'll have to address that when Pilgrim comes along.

 

[Coyote]

Awwww, not again?????

Well...what do you expect when you hide it in a bowl of M&M's? I mean what sort of dumb hiding place is that.......



By the way...if you going past the 7-11, can you pick up some Cracker Jacks? I can't find the decoder ring either and until I do we can't ... err...take care of....that other little problem....

That was the key to the dunge...errr...basement that was in the M&Ms. Oh well. We'll have to address that when Pilgrim comes along.

Speaking of Pilgrim....where is that boy? He's been umh....latent of late...?

Maybe we can find a suitable cellar substitute...how about styrofoam coolers? I bought an end lot of coolers....reinforce them with a little duct tape...?

 

[Si modo]

Well...what do you expect when you hide it in a bowl of M&M's? I mean what sort of dumb hiding place is that.......



By the way...if you going past the 7-11, can you pick up some Cracker Jacks? I can't find the decoder ring either and until I do we can't ... err...take care of....that other little problem....

That was the key to the dunge...errr...basement that was in the M&Ms. Oh well. We'll have to address that when Pilgrim comes along.

Speaking of Pilgrim....where is that boy? He's been umh....latent of late...?

Maybe we can find a suitable cellar substitute...how about styrofoam coolers? I bought an end lot of coolers....reinforce them with a little duct tape...?

Gunny has the duct tape.

Is he ticklish? We could do a lot with that.

 

[Care4all]

Any self-respecting, chocolate-loving dominatrix should have a Leatherman handy in her Prada bag.

Their new range includes some fabulous shoes... I was amazed what they can fit in the heels now! Wow! Definitely worth the investment.

Did you HAVE to mention shoes? Care will be here directly ....

Shoes? Did someone mention shoes? Can't have a Prada bag without the Prada shoes!

Any respectable princess, knows this....

 

[Colin]

What! No Jimmy Choos!

 

[California Girl]

What! No Jimmy Choos!

Jimmy's are soooo yesterday..... and very tomorrow..... today, we're doing Prada, Dawwwling. Now, lie down so we can take turns walking on you.

 

[California Girl]

This thread has been derailed by The Divine Chocolate & Chardonnay Sisterhood.

 

[Si modo]

This thread has been derailed by The Divine Chocolate & Chardonnay Sisterhood.

Ya Ya.

This one really, REALLY needed that.

 

[xsited1]

Ok. Whatever. I'm sure we'll all be awestruck by your input.

Welcome.

I will not be welcome once you experience the terror of the Forbidden Truths. You will not be awestruck by My posts, unless you are one of the few out of millions of citizen-slaves who can actually recognize and appreciate Truth.

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[Coyote]

That was the key to the dunge...errr...basement that was in the M&Ms. Oh well. We'll have to address that when Pilgrim comes along.

Speaking of Pilgrim....where is that boy? He's been umh....latent of late...?

Maybe we can find a suitable cellar substitute...how about styrofoam coolers? I bought an end lot of coolers....reinforce them with a little duct tape...?

Gunny has the duct tape.

Is he ticklish? We could do a lot with that.

He screams every time I try to pull it off...not sure...is that "ticklish"?

It's wreaking havoc with my duct tape recycling scheme, plus I'm having a hell of time getting all those little hairs off it.


Hmm....got Nair?