I drew a picture of Mohammed today

[xotoxi]

Then I laid it face down on a picture of Jesus.

Then I crumped them together.

Then I took a shit on the crumpled ball.

Then I displayed it in an art gallery.

Then it sold for $50,000.

 

[Claudette]

LOL You better not let any Muslims find out.

They will be after your head.

 

[syrenn]

Then I laid it face down on a picture of Jesus.

Then I crumped them together.

Then I took a shit on the crumpled ball.

Then I displayed it in an art gallery.

Then it sold for $50,000.

pics or it didnt happen!

 

[xotoxi]

Then I laid it face down on a picture of Jesus.

Then I crumped them together.

Then I took a shit on the crumpled ball.

Then I displayed it in an art gallery.

Then it sold for $50,000.

pics or it didnt happen!

 

[syrenn]

Then I laid it face down on a picture of Jesus.

Then I crumped them together.

Then I took a shit on the crumpled ball.

Then I displayed it in an art gallery.

Then it sold for $50,000.

pics or it didnt happen!

where is the shit?

 

[B. Kidd]

Now that is truly making lemonade when life hands you lemons.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Then I laid it face down on a picture of Jesus.

Then I crumped them together.

Then I took a shit on the crumpled ball.

Then I displayed it in an art gallery.

Then it sold for $50,000.

This is a lie.

Shitting on a picture of Muhammad is not permitted in this country. You would be arrested! (Though you'd still get the $50K for shitting on Jesus!)

 

[Si modo]

I ran out of paper towels so I tore a few pages out of my handy Koran to wipe the kitchen counter after I trimmed some pork chops for supper.

 

[xotoxi]

pics or it didnt happen!

where is the shit?

Due to health regulations, the shit had to be removed prior to publically displaying it.

Too bad the picture cannot convey odor.

 

[xotoxi]

Now that is truly making lemonade when life hands you lemons.

Or making sperm when life hands you testicles.

 

[Si modo]

where is the shit?

Due to health regulations, the shit had to be removed prior to publically displaying it.

Too bad the picture cannot convey odor.

Did you eat a pound of bacon before you poo-ed?

Damn, I am actually asking Xo about his poo. What have I become, good Gawd????????

 

[xotoxi]

where is the shit?

Due to health regulations, the shit had to be removed prior to publically displaying it.

Too bad the picture cannot convey odor.

Did you eat a pound of bacon before you poo-ed?

Damn, I am actually asking Xo about his poo. What have I become, good Gawd????????

No. I ate a lot of corn and peanuts.

 

[syrenn]

where is the shit?

Due to health regulations, the shit had to be removed prior to publically displaying it.

Too bad the picture cannot convey odor.

No stain?

 

[Sheldon]

Then I laid it face down on a picture of Jesus.

Then I crumped them together.

Then I took a shit on the crumpled ball.

Then I displayed it in an art gallery.

Then it sold for $50,000.

On behalf of all of America, I thank you for fighting against the terrorists and theocrats.

 

[Skull Pilot]

Then I laid it face down on a picture of Jesus.

Then I crumped them together.

Then I took a shit on the crumpled ball.

Then I displayed it in an art gallery.

Then it sold for $50,000.

You forgot to mention the taxpayer funding of your "art"

 

[Si modo]

Due to health regulations, the shit had to be removed prior to publically displaying it.

Too bad the picture cannot convey odor.

Did you eat a pound of bacon before you poo-ed?

Damn, I am actually asking Xo about his poo. What have I become, good Gawd????????

No. I ate a lot of corn and peanuts.

Oh maaaaaaan!






That's just wrong.

I soooooooo want to unsubscribe, but it's like a train wreck, I fear - just gotta peek from time to time.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

where is the shit?

Due to health regulations, the shit had to be removed prior to publically displaying it.

Too bad the picture cannot convey odor.

No stain?

Way instain. Iam sorry for your lots.

 

[The Infidel]

Now that is truly making lemonade when life hands you lemons.

Or making sperm when life hands you testicles.

quote of the day

 

[Claudette]

There will be a Jihad against everyone on this thread.

Except me. LOL

 

[Jos]

Then I laid it face down on a picture of Jesus.

Then I crumped them together.

Then I took a shit on the crumpled ball.

Then I displayed it in an art gallery.

Then it sold for $50,000.

Well if you had rolled them up and stuffed them up your arse, you could have claimed to have been "penetrated" by Jesus and Mohamed on the same night, the National enquirer would have bought that