I Was Shot Down By a Younger Chick Today

[MarathonMike]

Hell, I was doing it while I was talking to her!

I think that yanking your yam in front of a girl is not the turn on it used to be. Hope that helps.

 

[okfine]

What REALLY happened

Rod saw a pretty girl…..went home to jerk off

or he tried. Hah!

 

[Mr Natural]

Then I said, “Yeah, your ass looks fantastic!! Let me ask you something: Can I get you to sit on my chicken sandwich before it goes into the bag? You know, take it into the little girls’ room and just sit on it for me, and mush it around real good. Then I can take it back to work and EAT it!!!”

What the hell kind of pickup line is that?

Next time, try something like this:

“Hey, baby, mind if I try out my bowling grip?”

:

 

[Lord Long Rod]

What the hell kind of pickup line is that?

Next time, try something like this:

“Hey, baby, mind if I try out my bowling grip?”

:

Nice!

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

I stop by Chick-Fil-A a couple times a week for lunch. It is like 2 miles from my office, making it very convenient. Also, the people who work there are very efficient, making it quick to get in and then get out. I usually get a bowl of the chicken noodle soup and a Coke zero, along with a couple packs of crackers. I know, it sounds boring. But it is quick, easy, and pretty good.



So today I went through the drive thru there. I decided to buy a chicken sandwich today, just to mix it up a bit. It was just a little after noon. They were doing this promotional thing called “The Power Hour”. They had a lot of people on hand, so the drive thru line went a lot faster than usual, even with the high-volume lunch crowd. They got a guy dressed up like a cow, white/black cow balloons everywhere, and they were giving out cards for free food. Plus, they had a lot of other folks walking around carrying signs pimping their “Power Hour” schtick. It was very festive.



Well, one of the people carrying around a sign was this 30-ish looking hottie. She had a butt to die for! I was totally mesmerized by it. I am checking it out hard as I sat in my car in line. So, I am sitting there, in my hot looking red 370Z, listening to Andrew Wilcow on Sirius 125 Patriot, on a Friday afternoon, and looking rather dapper myself for a 53 year old stud. I think to myself, “Yeah, I am going to go for it”.



I will note that one of my strongest points as a cocksman is that I can make chicks laugh. Thus, I naturally incorporate humor when I am in stalking mode. I am easy to spot in line because of my extremely sexy car. She saw me and I motioned her over to me. I said, “Hey there!! Big promotion today, eh?” She said something back, then I said, “Hey, I want you to know that I have been checking you out from over here. You are beautiful!”



She smiled and blushed a bit, though looking a little uncomfortable. In addition to her spectacular butt, she was quite pretty and had a “9” for a body. I could tell by how she was looking at me that I had her. I just needed to set the hook.



Then I said, “Yeah, your ass looks fantastic!! Let me ask you something: Can I get you to sit on my chicken sandwich before it goes into the bag? You know, take it into the little girls’ room and just sit on it for me, and mush it around real good. Then I can take it back to work and EAT it!!!”



Well, the chick had no sense of humor whatsoever. The next thing you know, I am being escorted off the property by an off-duty cop who had stopped by for lunch and the goddamn dude dressed like the cow from the drive thru lane. The manager followed me out claiming that I am forever “banned” from the store.



I left in a huff. I’m thinking, fuck, when did courting the opposite sex become so damn uptight?!? It is not like I was going to assault the chick. I was just working a little blue. Goddamn!! Today’s younger generations suck!

 

[whitehall]

Still out of jail? That's one thing anyway.

 

[Resnic]

I stop by Chick-Fil-A a couple times a week for lunch. It is like 2 miles from my office, making it very convenient. Also, the people who work there are very efficient, making it quick to get in and then get out. I usually get a bowl of the chicken noodle soup and a Coke zero, along with a couple packs of crackers. I know, it sounds boring. But it is quick, easy, and pretty good.



So today I went through the drive thru there. I decided to buy a chicken sandwich today, just to mix it up a bit. It was just a little after noon. They were doing this promotional thing called “The Power Hour”. They had a lot of people on hand, so the drive thru line went a lot faster than usual, even with the high-volume lunch crowd. They got a guy dressed up like a cow, white/black cow balloons everywhere, and they were giving out cards for free food. Plus, they had a lot of other folks walking around carrying signs pimping their “Power Hour” schtick. It was very festive.



Well, one of the people carrying around a sign was this 30-ish looking hottie. She had a butt to die for! I was totally mesmerized by it. I am checking it out hard as I sat in my car in line. So, I am sitting there, in my hot looking red 370Z, listening to Andrew Wilcow on Sirius 125 Patriot, on a Friday afternoon, and looking rather dapper myself for a 53 year old stud. I think to myself, “Yeah, I am going to go for it”.



I will note that one of my strongest points as a cocksman is that I can make chicks laugh. Thus, I naturally incorporate humor when I am in stalking mode. I am easy to spot in line because of my extremely sexy car. She saw me and I motioned her over to me. I said, “Hey there!! Big promotion today, eh?” She said something back, then I said, “Hey, I want you to know that I have been checking you out from over here. You are beautiful!”



She smiled and blushed a bit, though looking a little uncomfortable. In addition to her spectacular butt, she was quite pretty and had a “9” for a body. I could tell by how she was looking at me that I had her. I just needed to set the hook.



Then I said, “Yeah, your ass looks fantastic!! Let me ask you something: Can I get you to sit on my chicken sandwich before it goes into the bag? You know, take it into the little girls’ room and just sit on it for me, and mush it around real good. Then I can take it back to work and EAT it!!!”



Well, the chick had no sense of humor whatsoever. The next thing you know, I am being escorted off the property by an off-duty cop who had stopped by for lunch and the goddamn dude dressed like the cow from the drive thru lane. The manager followed me out claiming that I am forever “banned” from the store.



I left in a huff. I’m thinking, fuck, when did courting the opposite sex become so damn uptight?!? It is not like I was going to assault the chick. I was just working a little blue. Goddamn!! Today’s younger generations suck!

That's not how you get women. What the fuck is wrong with you? That's not a man acts to get a ladies attention. You're disgusting.

You're supposed to be timid and just talk about how you're a feminist and how she is a powerful and strong amazing woman and tell her black lives matter, trans women are women, how she isn't getting paid as much as a man in a cow costume and really act like a brainwashed, sold out, pussy ass bitch. And potentially after months and months of reading her self absorbed texts and thumbing up her social media posts, then and only then can you can fantasize that maybe one day she might be your friend, and maybe one day she possibly might want sex when no one else is available and will do it with you., once.

That's how you meet a woman today you derranged dinosaur boomer pervert.

 

[Moonglow]

Thank you...not had a laugh this good in days!

Suggesting she perform a sexual act for you really isn't in these days~

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He missed out on casual sex days in the 1970-80s

 

[Moonglow]

The way you talk to a hot chick you'd think she was a street whore.

 

[Moonglow]

“Sit on my sandwich “ and they say chivalry is dead

Along with hygiene.

 

[Unkotare]

I stop by Chick-Fil-A a couple times a week for lunch. It is like 2 miles from my office, making it very convenient. Also, the people who work there are very efficient, making it quick to get in and then get out. I usually get a bowl of the chicken noodle soup and a Coke zero, along with a couple packs of crackers. I know, it sounds boring. But it is quick, easy, and pretty good.



So today I went through the drive thru there. I decided to buy a chicken sandwich today, just to mix it up a bit. It was just a little after noon. They were doing this promotional thing called “The Power Hour”. They had a lot of people on hand, so the drive thru line went a lot faster than usual, even with the high-volume lunch crowd. They got a guy dressed up like a cow, white/black cow balloons everywhere, and they were giving out cards for free food. Plus, they had a lot of other folks walking around carrying signs pimping their “Power Hour” schtick. It was very festive.



Well, one of the people carrying around a sign was this 30-ish looking hottie. She had a butt to die for! I was totally mesmerized by it. I am checking it out hard as I sat in my car in line. So, I am sitting there, in my hot looking red 370Z, listening to Andrew Wilcow on Sirius 125 Patriot, on a Friday afternoon, and looking rather dapper myself for a 53 year old stud. I think to myself, “Yeah, I am going to go for it”.



I will note that one of my strongest points as a cocksman is that I can make chicks laugh. Thus, I naturally incorporate humor when I am in stalking mode. I am easy to spot in line because of my extremely sexy car. She saw me and I motioned her over to me. I said, “Hey there!! Big promotion today, eh?” She said something back, then I said, “Hey, I want you to know that I have been checking you out from over here. You are beautiful!”



She smiled and blushed a bit, though looking a little uncomfortable. In addition to her spectacular butt, she was quite pretty and had a “9” for a body. I could tell by how she was looking at me that I had her. I just needed to set the hook.



Then I said, “Yeah, your ass looks fantastic!! Let me ask you something: Can I get you to sit on my chicken sandwich before it goes into the bag? You know, take it into the little girls’ room and just sit on it for me, and mush it around real good. Then I can take it back to work and EAT it!!!”



Well, the chick had no sense of humor whatsoever. The next thing you know, I am being escorted off the property by an off-duty cop who had stopped by for lunch and the goddamn dude dressed like the cow from the drive thru lane. The manager followed me out claiming that I am forever “banned” from the store.



I left in a huff. I’m thinking, fuck, when did courting the opposite sex become so damn uptight?!? It is not like I was going to assault the chick. I was just working a little blue. Goddamn!! Today’s younger generations suck!

That you even went to the trouble of making up that stupid story is beyond pathetic. Fail.

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

That's not how you get women. What the fuck is wrong with you? That's not a man acts to get a ladies attention. You're disgusting.

You're supposed to be timid and just talk about how you're a feminist and how she is a powerful and strong amazing woman and tell her black lives matter, trans women are women, how she isn't getting paid as much as a man in a cow costume and really act like a brainwashed, sold out, pussy ass bitch. And potentially after months and months of reading her self absorbed texts and thumbing up her social media posts, then and only then can you can fantasize that maybe one day she might be your friend, and maybe one day she possibly might want sex when no one else is available and will do it with you., once.

That's how you meet a woman today you derranged dinosaur boomer pervert.

..and this shyte works for you? Takes all kinds, I guess.
A simple 'Hi..I'd like to get to know you better' and an invite to listen to some music....along with a conversation as to what music you have in common--has always worked well.

Maybe you need to up your game?

 

[Lord Long Rod]

That you even went to the trouble of making up that stupid story is beyond pathetic. Fail.

Agree 100%!

 

[Cellblock2429]

I stop by Chick-Fil-A a couple times a week for lunch. It is like 2 miles from my office, making it very convenient. Also, the people who work there are very efficient, making it quick to get in and then get out. I usually get a bowl of the chicken noodle soup and a Coke zero, along with a couple packs of crackers. I know, it sounds boring. But it is quick, easy, and pretty good.



So today I went through the drive thru there. I decided to buy a chicken sandwich today, just to mix it up a bit. It was just a little after noon. They were doing this promotional thing called “The Power Hour”. They had a lot of people on hand, so the drive thru line went a lot faster than usual, even with the high-volume lunch crowd. They got a guy dressed up like a cow, white/black cow balloons everywhere, and they were giving out cards for free food. Plus, they had a lot of other folks walking around carrying signs pimping their “Power Hour” schtick. It was very festive.



Well, one of the people carrying around a sign was this 30-ish looking hottie. She had a butt to die for! I was totally mesmerized by it. I am checking it out hard as I sat in my car in line. So, I am sitting there, in my hot looking red 370Z, listening to Andrew Wilcow on Sirius 125 Patriot, on a Friday afternoon, and looking rather dapper myself for a 53 year old stud. I think to myself, “Yeah, I am going to go for it”.



I will note that one of my strongest points as a cocksman is that I can make chicks laugh. Thus, I naturally incorporate humor when I am in stalking mode. I am easy to spot in line because of my extremely sexy car. She saw me and I motioned her over to me. I said, “Hey there!! Big promotion today, eh?” She said something back, then I said, “Hey, I want you to know that I have been checking you out from over here. You are beautiful!”



She smiled and blushed a bit, though looking a little uncomfortable. In addition to her spectacular butt, she was quite pretty and had a “9” for a body. I could tell by how she was looking at me that I had her. I just needed to set the hook.



Then I said, “Yeah, your ass looks fantastic!! Let me ask you something: Can I get you to sit on my chicken sandwich before it goes into the bag? You know, take it into the little girls’ room and just sit on it for me, and mush it around real good. Then I can take it back to work and EAT it!!!”



Well, the chick had no sense of humor whatsoever. The next thing you know, I am being escorted off the property by an off-duty cop who had stopped by for lunch and the goddamn dude dressed like the cow from the drive thru lane. The manager followed me out claiming that I am forever “banned” from the store.



I left in a huff. I’m thinking, fuck, when did courting the opposite sex become so damn uptight?!? It is not like I was going to assault the chick. I was just working a little blue. Goddamn!! Today’s younger generations suck!

/——/ Sad story. There’s no explaining women these days.

 

[braalian]

IDK, but I just gave your avatar a facial!

His tiny little avatar on your phone was probably just the right size for your load

 

[Zebra]

nice invented story!

 

[surada]

I stop by Chick-Fil-A a couple times a week for lunch. It is like 2 miles from my office, making it very convenient. Also, the people who work there are very efficient, making it quick to get in and then get out. I usually get a bowl of the chicken noodle soup and a Coke zero, along with a couple packs of crackers. I know, it sounds boring. But it is quick, easy, and pretty good.



So today I went through the drive thru there. I decided to buy a chicken sandwich today, just to mix it up a bit. It was just a little after noon. They were doing this promotional thing called “The Power Hour”. They had a lot of people on hand, so the drive thru line went a lot faster than usual, even with the high-volume lunch crowd. They got a guy dressed up like a cow, white/black cow balloons everywhere, and they were giving out cards for free food. Plus, they had a lot of other folks walking around carrying signs pimping their “Power Hour” schtick. It was very festive.



Well, one of the people carrying around a sign was this 30-ish looking hottie. She had a butt to die for! I was totally mesmerized by it. I am checking it out hard as I sat in my car in line. So, I am sitting there, in my hot looking red 370Z, listening to Andrew Wilcow on Sirius 125 Patriot, on a Friday afternoon, and looking rather dapper myself for a 53 year old stud. I think to myself, “Yeah, I am going to go for it”.



I will note that one of my strongest points as a cocksman is that I can make chicks laugh. Thus, I naturally incorporate humor when I am in stalking mode. I am easy to spot in line because of my extremely sexy car. She saw me and I motioned her over to me. I said, “Hey there!! Big promotion today, eh?” She said something back, then I said, “Hey, I want you to know that I have been checking you out from over here. You are beautiful!”



She smiled and blushed a bit, though looking a little uncomfortable. In addition to her spectacular butt, she was quite pretty and had a “9” for a body. I could tell by how she was looking at me that I had her. I just needed to set the hook.



Then I said, “Yeah, your ass looks fantastic!! Let me ask you something: Can I get you to sit on my chicken sandwich before it goes into the bag? You know, take it into the little girls’ room and just sit on it for me, and mush it around real good. Then I can take it back to work and EAT it!!!”



Well, the chick had no sense of humor whatsoever. The next thing you know, I am being escorted off the property by an off-duty cop who had stopped by for lunch and the goddamn dude dressed like the cow from the drive thru lane. The manager followed me out claiming that I am forever “banned” from the store.



I left in a huff. I’m thinking, fuck, when did courting the opposite sex become so damn uptight?!? It is not like I was going to assault the chick. I was just working a little blue. Goddamn!! Today’s younger generations suck!

You're positively nasty. Do you usually go for crude and insulting?

 

[Vastator]

I stop by Chick-Fil-A a couple times a week for lunch. It is like 2 miles from my office, making it very convenient. Also, the people who work there are very efficient, making it quick to get in and then get out. I usually get a bowl of the chicken noodle soup and a Coke zero, along with a couple packs of crackers. I know, it sounds boring. But it is quick, easy, and pretty good.



So today I went through the drive thru there. I decided to buy a chicken sandwich today, just to mix it up a bit. It was just a little after noon. They were doing this promotional thing called “The Power Hour”. They had a lot of people on hand, so the drive thru line went a lot faster than usual, even with the high-volume lunch crowd. They got a guy dressed up like a cow, white/black cow balloons everywhere, and they were giving out cards for free food. Plus, they had a lot of other folks walking around carrying signs pimping their “Power Hour” schtick. It was very festive.



Well, one of the people carrying around a sign was this 30-ish looking hottie. She had a butt to die for! I was totally mesmerized by it. I am checking it out hard as I sat in my car in line. So, I am sitting there, in my hot looking red 370Z, listening to Andrew Wilcow on Sirius 125 Patriot, on a Friday afternoon, and looking rather dapper myself for a 53 year old stud. I think to myself, “Yeah, I am going to go for it”.



I will note that one of my strongest points as a cocksman is that I can make chicks laugh. Thus, I naturally incorporate humor when I am in stalking mode. I am easy to spot in line because of my extremely sexy car. She saw me and I motioned her over to me. I said, “Hey there!! Big promotion today, eh?” She said something back, then I said, “Hey, I want you to know that I have been checking you out from over here. You are beautiful!”



She smiled and blushed a bit, though looking a little uncomfortable. In addition to her spectacular butt, she was quite pretty and had a “9” for a body. I could tell by how she was looking at me that I had her. I just needed to set the hook.



Then I said, “Yeah, your ass looks fantastic!! Let me ask you something: Can I get you to sit on my chicken sandwich before it goes into the bag? You know, take it into the little girls’ room and just sit on it for me, and mush it around real good. Then I can take it back to work and EAT it!!!”



Well, the chick had no sense of humor whatsoever. The next thing you know, I am being escorted off the property by an off-duty cop who had stopped by for lunch and the goddamn dude dressed like the cow from the drive thru lane. The manager followed me out claiming that I am forever “banned” from the store.



I left in a huff. I’m thinking, fuck, when did courting the opposite sex become so damn uptight?!? It is not like I was going to assault the chick. I was just working a little blue. Goddamn!! Today’s younger generations suck!

Classic move. This younger generation just has no respect for the tried and true.

 

[Vastator]

Nothing funny about being a creepy sexual predator.

Because that's a woman's purview. Amiright?

 

[braalian]

Nothing funny about being a creepy sexual predator.

Don’t be a prude