I drew a picture of Mohammed today

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    Then I laid it face down on a picture of Jesus.

    Then I crumped them together.

    Then I took a shit on the crumpled ball.

    Then I displayed it in an art gallery.

    Then it sold for $50,000.
     
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    LOL You better not let any Muslims find out.

    They will be after your head.
     
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    pics or it didnt happen!
     
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    where is the shit?
     
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    Now that is truly making lemonade when life hands you lemons.
     
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    This is a lie.

    Shitting on a picture of Muhammad is not permitted in this country. You would be arrested! (Though you'd still get the $50K for shitting on Jesus!)
     
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    I ran out of paper towels so I tore a few pages out of my handy Koran to wipe the kitchen counter after I trimmed some pork chops for supper.
     
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    Due to health regulations, the shit had to be removed prior to publically displaying it.

    Too bad the picture cannot convey odor.
     
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    Or making sperm when life hands you testicles.
     
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