Glenn Beck Admits Lying at Rally: 'I Thought It Would Be A Little Easier'

[Big Fitz]

I'd say he "stretched the truth" for dramatic effect. Something Beck makes a living out of doing.

The real question is, how stupid are Beck's followers (or how stupid does he think they are) to believe that the archives would let him put his grubby dick-beaters on a historic document.

Note to Beck fans: On a future occasion when Beck tells you he wore the Shroud of Turin and felt the presence of Christ, he didn't really get to wear the Shroud of Turin.

Whats next, will he claim geese flying in formation over water is a sign from god?

Yea, like it wouldn't have made you and all the other lemmings cum in your pants if those geese would have done the same thing at Barry's overpriced inauguration....... how many idiots did you guys claim showed up for that farce?

According to one attendee, they got crapped on. I suppose that's an omen too then?

Superstitious wingnuts.