~Do Not Have Sex On A Yacht~

[Dabs]

Because you might end up like the lady in this article...she severed her hand

Who'd a thunk it..having sex, and you could almost lose your fucking hand.

Woman's Hand Severed During Yacht Sex

 

[Douger]

Ahhhhhh. Yes. Stink on da sink. Good times.

 

[Tank]

I guess a hand job is out of the question?