The "box of fuck wrapped in shiny shit" is the welfare system we have in this country. It's supposed to help people and in many cases...it enslaves them.
If Republicans would give them jobs with which they can support their families..........it would free them from Democratic "slavery"
Republicans would be like Abe Lincoln again
Now why would someone who was brought up on welfare and lives on it now...ever want to get a REAL job when someone is telling them that they "deserve" to be taken care of?