- Sep 22, 2013
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Here's a pedestrian-optimism short-story about Daredevil and Deadpool (Marvel Comics) dealing with Massachusetts crime for the consumerism-curious President Trump.
I love patriotism, especially patriotism geared towards Hamiltonian Federalism.
Maybe TrumpUSA will become as 'intellectual' as Reaganomics (but let's not wax Freudian)...
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Daredevil and Deadpool were hired by the Trump Administration to investigate a series of troubling crime labyrinth activity in Boston, Massachusetts. The two vigilantes accepted the covert mission and hit the streets on Halloween Eve when a suspected plot involving the heist of a special emerald treasure chest from a new Harvard University art museum exhibit was believed to be connected to the Boston crime syndicate 'Black Russia.' The Daredevil and Deadpool 'dynamic-duo' (aka, 'DD') decided to stakeout the Harvard museum on Halloween, believing some Black Russia unit would enter in Halloween costumes!
DD stood patiently in front of the museum with bags of candy to blend into the Halloween festivities and go unnoticed. When DD recognized a trio of costumed 'mystery men' entering the museum with large cannisters (obviously containing concealed weapons), they stormed the trio with rope-guns and electric stun-guns and tied the trip up and left them on the footsteps of the museum for the Harvard authorities and Massachusetts police to manage. The next day, the Boston Gazette read, "Mysterious vigilantes tie up a trio of museum bandits believed to be connected to Black Russia."
President Trump awarded DD a special dual-medallion for their stellar work. Trump told DD that the museum heist planned by Black Russia on Halloween was meant to draw attention to the iron hand that criminals wielded in the Boston area in this new age of high-traffic and immigration which simply confounded police who felt suffocated by all the pedestrian melee. DD decided to go back to the Harvard art museum where they left a special pro-democracy inspiration-note with the curator: "To whom it may concern; let it be known that anarchy created by Boston confusion will not be tolerated by our President or by your two favorite 'Hamiltonian' vigilantes, Daredevil and Deadpool."
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I love patriotism, especially patriotism geared towards Hamiltonian Federalism.
Maybe TrumpUSA will become as 'intellectual' as Reaganomics (but let's not wax Freudian)...
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Daredevil and Deadpool were hired by the Trump Administration to investigate a series of troubling crime labyrinth activity in Boston, Massachusetts. The two vigilantes accepted the covert mission and hit the streets on Halloween Eve when a suspected plot involving the heist of a special emerald treasure chest from a new Harvard University art museum exhibit was believed to be connected to the Boston crime syndicate 'Black Russia.' The Daredevil and Deadpool 'dynamic-duo' (aka, 'DD') decided to stakeout the Harvard museum on Halloween, believing some Black Russia unit would enter in Halloween costumes!
DD stood patiently in front of the museum with bags of candy to blend into the Halloween festivities and go unnoticed. When DD recognized a trio of costumed 'mystery men' entering the museum with large cannisters (obviously containing concealed weapons), they stormed the trio with rope-guns and electric stun-guns and tied the trip up and left them on the footsteps of the museum for the Harvard authorities and Massachusetts police to manage. The next day, the Boston Gazette read, "Mysterious vigilantes tie up a trio of museum bandits believed to be connected to Black Russia."
President Trump awarded DD a special dual-medallion for their stellar work. Trump told DD that the museum heist planned by Black Russia on Halloween was meant to draw attention to the iron hand that criminals wielded in the Boston area in this new age of high-traffic and immigration which simply confounded police who felt suffocated by all the pedestrian melee. DD decided to go back to the Harvard art museum where they left a special pro-democracy inspiration-note with the curator: "To whom it may concern; let it be known that anarchy created by Boston confusion will not be tolerated by our President or by your two favorite 'Hamiltonian' vigilantes, Daredevil and Deadpool."
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