Ask me Anything. Really.

[Said1]

Im with Sandy on this one... I'd much rather have someone tell me "dayam girl... that makes you look faaaaat" than for me to wear it out and have everyone else who looks at me think that.

So true. Sometimes I feel like saying "you did look in a mirror before you left home right?"

 

[dmp]

Question ME!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I'm talking about her and a ten year old weareing the same size.
Ya........that skimpy. Do you own a pair of shorts that are SO short
that there hardly is a crotch to it???

 

[Said1]

Question ME!

I see your rep power points finally caught up to mine.

 

[dilloduck]

Question ME!

when?

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

OK d....
Yes or no
Have you ever been caught whackin it in the closet???

 

[lilcountriegal]

I'm talking about her and a ten year old weareing the same size.
Ya........that skimpy. Do you own a pair of shorts that are SO short
that there hardly is a crotch to it???

Nope... cant say I do. Thats one of those things I'm uncomfortable wearing, in public anyway. I have a couple pair of cotton shorts that are daisy duke's... i keep them only because they're comfortable to wear around the house while cleaning, etc.

I think a little taste goes a long way.

 

[dmp]

OK d....
Yes or no
Have you ever been caught whackin it in the closet???

I believe i've never whacked in a closet. Thus, the premise of your question is invalid.

 

[dmp]

when?

I'm thinking 2019.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Nope... cant say I do. Thats one of those things I'm uncomfortable wearing, in public anyway. I have a couple pair of cotton shorts that are daisy duke's... i keep them only because they're comfortable to wear around the house while cleaning, etc.

I think a little taste goes a long way.

Thank (insert supreme beings name here) that she doesn't wear that stuff
anymore. Exterior camel toes are not sexy. J/k

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I believe i whacked in a closet once Thus, the premise of your question is valid.

Thank You

 

[Avatar4321]

What is the average velocity of an airborne swallow?

African or European?

 

[dmp]

African or European?

In cars? European.

In women? It's a draw...

In wine? European

In my wife? European; at least the kids would LOOK like me.

 

[Avatar4321]

How would you go about creating a half man, half monkey, half flying creature type servant of the undead?

 

[dmp]

How would you go about creating a half man, half monkey, half flying creature type servant of the undead?

Photoshop

 

[Trinity]

I have a question!






Were We REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY bored today!!! :huh:


:teeth:

 

[dmp]

I have a question!






Were We bored today?!!! :huh:


:teeth:

No - this thread provided a few minutes of fun in an otherwise frustrating day.

 

[dmp]

c'mon peeps

 

[Avatar4321]

Photoshop

:teeth: :teeth: :happy2: :happy2: :clap1: :clap1:

 

[Trinity]

No - this thread provided a few minutes of fun in an otherwise frustrating day.

Well as long as it relieved the frustration, I guess it served it's purpose.

Ok next question,

Did it relieve the frustrations?


Oh


and ....................... Who will win the presidential elections?