Ask me Anything. Really.

[nakedemperor]

My question:

What is your favorite color?

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

I'm 36 years old. I smoke a pack and a half per day. I eat at McDonalds whenever I can. I love red meat. I rarely exercise, unless typing in the names of websites or clicking my mouse count. I don't drink unless I plan on getting wasted. I do this on friday nights, or every other friday night. I drink 3 cups of coffee per day and around 3-5 Snapple's at work. I have a bad temper. I have anxiety. I'm on daily meds for the anxiety. I don't have proper sleep patterns. My ass (just above it) still hurts and I believe it's infected. The Dr. said if this happened I would need a full operation at the hospital to completely remove my new found friend. My room is disgustingly filthy and I sleep there nightly. I am full of negativity, but far from suicidal, I prefer to live to make others miserable.

Till what age will I live?

Hmmmm.
Change McDonalds to Jack in the Box, Friday night to Saturday night, Snapple to Dr. Pepper, coffee to Powerade, and ass to feet (an entirely different problem though) and you are me.

Try this:
http://community.sparknotes.com/sparktests.epl

Scroll down to The Death Test. If I remember right, it had me dieing on September 17, 2036.

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

so? Ask me anything....ANYTHING. Personal? Comical? Sceince?

Anything.

Alright. A few things.

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Is getting into a hot girls pants worth pretending to like the Oklahoma Sooners?

And, just for the hell of it: The first time you ever voted in a presidential primary, who did you vote for?

 

[dmp]

Alright. A few things.

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?

No. But am related to a former Communist-by-practice.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

16.

Is getting into a hot girls pants worth pretending to like the Oklahoma Sooners?

Unless she walks in and catches you in her clothes, yes.

And, just for the hell of it: The first time you ever voted in a presidential primary, who did you vote for?

Presidential Primary? I Can't recall every voting in a presidential primary.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Alright. A few things.

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Is getting into a hot girls pants worth pretending to like the Oklahoma Sooners?

And, just for the hell of it: The first time you ever voted in a presidential primary, who did you vote for?

You don't need a chick to see that the Sooners are the best damn team
there is.....PERIOD!!!

 

[dmp]

You don't need a chick to see that the Sooners are the best damn team
there is.....PERIOD!!!

Better than The A-Team????!!!?!!

 

[dilloduck]

Whats the weather gonna be like in Colorado Springs between the 21st and the 27th ?

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Hell I can answer that.....
COLD, The first snow was around the 25th of October last year.
It is currently 35 degrees in Colorado Springs.
You heading up here Dillo???

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Look for avg. highes around 60 and avg lows to be about 30
Hey if you are heading my way let me know.
We could grab a beer and play a game of darts, or pool.

 

[dilloduck]

Hell I can answer that.....
COLD, The first snow was around the 25th of October last year.
It is currently 35 degrees in Colorado Springs.
You heading up here Dillo???

Yuppers--gonna visit mom and sis---------brrrr i hate it cold !!!

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

Unless she walks in and catches you in her clothes, yes. .

If you saw this woman, you wouldn't joke. She'd make nakedemperor switch.

Presidential Primary? I Can't recall every voting in a presidential primary.

Really? Do you live in a caucus state, or do you just not vote then?

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

You don't need a chick to see that the Sooners are the best damn team
there is.....PERIOD!!!

Period as in menstrual bleeding, maybe so.

Sooners

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

If you saw this woman, you wouldn't joke. She'd make nakedemperor switch.

A smart sports fan and she's hot???? WOW!

 

[Sandy73]

Period as in menstrual bleeding, maybe so.

Sooners

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

When will it be time to go home???

 

[dmp]

When will it be time to go home???

Soon.

 

[Sandy73]

How much will I make in my Garage sale this weekend ?

 

[dmp]

How much will I make in my Garage sale this weekend ?

Carbon Dioxide? depends how much you breathe

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

What are the winning numbers for Powerball tomorrow?

 

[5stringJeff]

1-2-3-4-5.