HACK: A meteor the size of Texas is heading toward Earth!
CITIZEN: What should be done about that?
HACK: (drools on bib overalls) Ummmm...
OBAMA: I am working with every nation that has a space program to put together a multi-nation attack on the meteor to deflect it away from Earth.
HACK: OH THAT'S ALL WRONG!!!! HE DOESN'T HAVE THE CONSTITUTIONAL AUTHORITY! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!
Poster:
Obama isnt working with Congress, that's the problem!
G5000: He is. He said he'd wait for them to finish immigration legislation this session before taking action.
Poster: How is a lame duck Congress supposed to pass major legislation over a contentious issue like this in 2 weeks?
G5000: Shut yp you bedwetting Obama hater!