A GOOD LESSON ON AUSTRALIAN FEMALE COMPASSION A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, an American, a Kiwi and an Australian,were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Kiwi woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Australian woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f**ked?' The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.' She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'