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    Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their
    soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few
    shelves set up.

    One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to
    walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

    No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
    curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice
    asked, "What are you selling' here?"

    One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

    Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "Must be doing well...
    only two left."
     

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