You might be "SOCIALIST!"

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"Socialist!" by Roy Zimmerman Roy Zimmerman - Funny Songs About Ignorance War and Greed

 

[Impenitent]

But we Republicans were put here to stop government Socialism! And the Democrats know it.

We are not the loyal custodians of the workshops of Democracy. That's the Democrat job - to keep the gears oiled - so they will turn when we let 'em.

We are the kids who jam sticks and bubble gum in those gears - just to see the turmoil it can cause.

Stubbornly impulsive? That's us! We'll gleefully go birthing or commie hunting at the drop of a hat! Dems
know this - they bait us! They knew we couldn't resist shutdown, when compromise was perhaps the wiser choice.

Oh, but one day! We'll impeach! Don't know who - don't know why - trifling details!

Because we are made that way - like scorpions with that high arching stinger - always at the ready. Opportunists, who if the opportunity doesn't just come along - we'll create it.