Would You Like A Free Psychic Reading From Me?

[SYTFE]

Some of you may already be aware of my psychic powers. If you haven't noticed, my third eye has been thoroughly squeegeed from long and grueling sessions with the most potent psychedelic on the planet. As a result of these sessions, combined with my natural gifts, I can see right through the computer directly into your soul. I know more about you than you do yourself. All I need is a screename and a few posts....and I'm good.

So...anyone interested?

Don't be scared....unless you have something to hide.

 

[mamooth]

If you were really a psychic, you would have known who wanted a reading.

 

[SYTFE]

If you were really a psychic, you would have known who wanted a reading.

I knew you would show up first...

 

[ABikerSailor]

Give it a shot..................try to tell me something true about myself that hasn't already been posted on here. I'm single, went through foster care, spent 20 years in the Navy and am now retired. Was orphaned at 8 and have been divorced since the early 90's.

Give it a shot. Tell me something about myself that only you and I would know.

 

[norwegen]

Yes, please.

 

[Vastator]

I never understood why people would pay money to see a psychic. It doesn't amaze me to find out something about myself that I already know...

 

[SYTFE]

Give it a shot..................try to tell me something true about myself that hasn't already been posted on here. I'm single, went through foster care, spent 20 years in the Navy and am now retired. Was orphaned at 8 and have been divorced since the early 90's.

Give it a shot. Tell me something about myself that only you and I would know.

In you past life, you were a highly regarded blacksmith. Soon in the future, perhaps after a day of golf, you may feel compelled to go to the liquor store. There, a shiny scratch off game will seem to be glowing, you will then purchase the scratch off ticket, and you will win $5.00. This is a 100% guarantee.

You are very good at math, however you regret not learning how to play the accordion. You often wonder why the accordion isn't a popular instrument, in fact. Why don't all the hot chicks like dudes who can play accordions? Your guess is as good as mine, my friend.

 

[SYTFE]

Yes, please.

You often lie awake at night contemplating the intricacies of the rubix cube. Just how exactly do people solve that goddamn thing anyway? Solving puzzles is your gift. You like to get right down into the nitty gritty of how things work, and often find yourself picking apart your food in front of your friends just to see how it was made -- often to their embarrassment. You continue to remain indifferent to the whispers of the wait staff. It's important to know what they put in this stuff. They could be putting all kinds of crap in this stuff, and if we just eat it, we'll never know exactly -- until it's too late.

You used dream of being a professional badminton player. The Olympics are bringing these suppressed dreams back to the surface, and it's causing some mild discomfort. You find yourself googling "how to get good at badminton really fast" late at night, sometimes at 3:00am. The complexity, speed and hand eye coordination of badminton is a puzzle that remains unsolved for you. It's is one of many puzzles you will find yourself compelled to solve.

PS -- Be sure to check out your Thai food in great detail next week.

 

[SYTFE]

I never understood why people would pay money to see a psychic. It doesn't amaze me to find out something about myself that I already know...

You are a skeptic. And that's fine. You weren't always this way though, but through some unfortunate events, you were forced to become one. You wish you could return to the days of believing in mysterious things. Life was more fun back then, am I right?

Take Sasquatch for example. It's really interesting to think about Sasquatch, a tall, hairy smelly beast of a man-ape-thing living in some swamp or some shit in the woods. What the heck is he doing all day anyway? Wouldn't it be funny if Sasquatch spends his days doing crossword puzzles?

 

[norwegen]

Yes, please.

You often lie awake at night contemplating the intricacies of the rubix cube. Just how exactly do people solve that goddamn thing anyway? Solving puzzles is your gift. You like to get right down into the nitty gritty of how things work, and often find yourself picking apart your food in front of your friends just to see how it was made -- often to their embarrassment. You continue to remain indifferent to the whispers of the wait staff. It's important to know what they put in this stuff. They couldn't be putting all kinds of crap in this stuff, and if we just eat it, we'll never know exactly -- until it's too late.

You used dream of being a professional badminton player. The Olympics are bringing these suppressed dreams back to the surface, and it's causing some mild discomfort. You find yourself googling "how to get good at badminton really fast" late at night, sometimes at 3:00am. The complexity, speed and hand eye coordination of badminton is a puzzle that remains unsolved for you. It's is one of many puzzles you will find yourself compelled to solve.

PS -- Be sure to check out your Thai food in great detail next week.

Thank you.

Worth every penny.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Give it a shot..................try to tell me something true about myself that hasn't already been posted on here. I'm single, went through foster care, spent 20 years in the Navy and am now retired. Was orphaned at 8 and have been divorced since the early 90's.

Give it a shot. Tell me something about myself that only you and I would know.

In you past life, you were a highly regarded blacksmith. Soon in the future, perhaps after a day of golf, you may feel compelled to go to the liquor store. There, a shiny scratch off game will seem to be glowing, you will then purchase the scratch off ticket, and you will win $5.00. This is a 100% guarantee.

You are very good at math, however you regret not learning how to play the accordion. You often wonder why the accordion isn't a popular instrument, in fact. Why don't all the hot chicks like dudes who can play accordions? Your guess is as good as mine, my friend.

Actually, Ive had several experiences in my life that have told me that I'm a brand new soul, but I've had influences from several places, one of which is the Orient.

Never had an inclination to be a blacksmith either. I'm a decent bicycle mechanic and can turn a wrench on a car or motorcycle if I absolutely had to, but have never had a desire to work with metal. My stock in trade for things like that is art, painting, drawing and silkscreen.

And............I don't go to liquor stores very often, maybe once every couple of months or so, and I've never played a stroke of golf in my life. However, there is a convenience store that I like to buy my tickets at, and I don't do scratch off that much, mainly Powerball and stuff like that. And.............I've got my own psychic flash that tells me if buying a scratch off is a good idea or not. 50 percent of the time it is.

Yeah, I'm pretty decent at math, but that's only because 20 years in the Navy as a Personnelman made me that way. Never had a desire to play the accordion, but I have regretted not learning guitar. Now? I play harmonica. Why? It's portable and sounds good. I only play for myself.

Sorry dear, but you got it horribly wrong.

Did you see anything about my bicycling? It's been a MAJOR part of my life, because the last 10 years I was in the Navy, I got rid of my car and rode a bicycle every where I went.

How about my religion?

 

[SYTFE]

Give it a shot..................try to tell me something true about myself that hasn't already been posted on here. I'm single, went through foster care, spent 20 years in the Navy and am now retired. Was orphaned at 8 and have been divorced since the early 90's.

Give it a shot. Tell me something about myself that only you and I would know.

In you past life, you were a highly regarded blacksmith. Soon in the future, perhaps after a day of golf, you may feel compelled to go to the liquor store. There, a shiny scratch off game will seem to be glowing, you will then purchase the scratch off ticket, and you will win $5.00. This is a 100% guarantee.

You are very good at math, however you regret not learning how to play the accordion. You often wonder why the accordion isn't a popular instrument, in fact. Why don't all the hot chicks like dudes who can play accordions? Your guess is as good as mine, my friend.

Actually, Ive had several experiences in my life that have told me that I'm a brand new soul, but I've had influences from several places, one of which is the Orient.

Never had an inclination to be a blacksmith either. I'm a decent bicycle mechanic and can turn a wrench on a car or motorcycle if I absolutely had to, but have never had a desire to work with metal. My stock in trade for things like that is art, painting, drawing and silkscreen.

And............I don't go to liquor stores very often, maybe once every couple of months or so, and I've never played a stroke of golf in my life. However, there is a convenience store that I like to buy my tickets at, and I don't do scratch off that much, mainly Powerball and stuff like that. And.............I've got my own psychic flash that tells me if buying a scratch off is a good idea or not. 50 percent of the time it is.

Yeah, I'm pretty decent at math, but that's only because 20 years in the Navy as a Personnelman made me that way. Never had a desire to play the accordion, but I have regretted not learning guitar. Now? I play harmonica. Why? It's portable and sounds good. I only play for myself.

Sorry dear, but you got it horribly wrong.

Did you see anything about my bicycling? It's been a MAJOR part of my life, because the last 10 years I was in the Navy, I got rid of my car and rode a bicycle every where I went.

How about my religion?

I think you may have missed the point of this thread. (It isn't serious.)

 

[Sunni Man]

Me, me, make me next. .......

I grew up on an Indian reservation where everyone was an alcoholic and played bingo all day at the casino.

At 16 I ran away from home and wound up in New Orleans working on a tug boat on the Mississippi river. Within 5 years I was the captain of the tug but I got bored, quit, and joined the Air Force to become a pilot. Went to flight school and ended up flying F-16's during Desert Storm. I got shot down and was injured when my parachute didn't fully open. Broke both my legs and was medically retired.

Traveled to Australia and started a business taking tourists on kangaroo hunts. Learned to play the didgeridoo and mined opals on the side. Made a lot of money selling the gem stones on the black market and returned to the states.

Dated a super model until the money ran out and she dumped me for a billionaire playboy. She married the a-hole and now I hear he's trying to be president.

Bored and broke once again, I fell in with the wrong crowd, and started robbing banks for the excitement. On my 7th bank robbery everything went wrong, there was a shootout and I was caught. Did 10 years in Sing-Sing prison and just got paroled last year.

Now all I do is post on this board and contemplate what I should do next? ........

 

[SYTFE]

Me, me, make me next. .......

I grew on an Indian reservation where everyone was an alcoholic and played bingo all day at the casino.

At 16 I ran away from home and wound up in New Orleans working on a tug boat on the Mississippi river. Within 5 years I was the captain of the tug but I got bored, quit, and joined the Air Force to become a pilot. Went to flight school and ended up flying F-16's during Desert Storm. I got shot down and was injured when my parachute didn't fully open. Broke both my legs and was medically retired.

Traveled to Australia and started a business taking tourists on kangaroo hunts. Learned to play the didgeridoo and mined opals on the side. Made a lot of money selling the gem stones on the black market and returned to the states.

Bored once again, I fell in with the wrong crowd, and started robbing banks for the excitement. On my 7th bank robbery everything went wrong, there was a shootout and I was caught. Did 10 years in Sing-Sing prison and just got paroled last year. Now all I do is post on this board and contemplate what I should do next?

Dude! You just stole my thunder.

 

[Sunni Man]

Dude! You just stole my thunder.

Does this mean you can't help me?

Well at least you could still try to help other people. ......

 

[ABikerSailor]

Give it a shot..................try to tell me something true about myself that hasn't already been posted on here. I'm single, went through foster care, spent 20 years in the Navy and am now retired. Was orphaned at 8 and have been divorced since the early 90's.

Give it a shot. Tell me something about myself that only you and I would know.

In you past life, you were a highly regarded blacksmith. Soon in the future, perhaps after a day of golf, you may feel compelled to go to the liquor store. There, a shiny scratch off game will seem to be glowing, you will then purchase the scratch off ticket, and you will win $5.00. This is a 100% guarantee.

You are very good at math, however you regret not learning how to play the accordion. You often wonder why the accordion isn't a popular instrument, in fact. Why don't all the hot chicks like dudes who can play accordions? Your guess is as good as mine, my friend.

Actually, Ive had several experiences in my life that have told me that I'm a brand new soul, but I've had influences from several places, one of which is the Orient.

Never had an inclination to be a blacksmith either. I'm a decent bicycle mechanic and can turn a wrench on a car or motorcycle if I absolutely had to, but have never had a desire to work with metal. My stock in trade for things like that is art, painting, drawing and silkscreen.

And............I don't go to liquor stores very often, maybe once every couple of months or so, and I've never played a stroke of golf in my life. However, there is a convenience store that I like to buy my tickets at, and I don't do scratch off that much, mainly Powerball and stuff like that. And.............I've got my own psychic flash that tells me if buying a scratch off is a good idea or not. 50 percent of the time it is.

Yeah, I'm pretty decent at math, but that's only because 20 years in the Navy as a Personnelman made me that way. Never had a desire to play the accordion, but I have regretted not learning guitar. Now? I play harmonica. Why? It's portable and sounds good. I only play for myself.

Sorry dear, but you got it horribly wrong.

Did you see anything about my bicycling? It's been a MAJOR part of my life, because the last 10 years I was in the Navy, I got rid of my car and rode a bicycle every where I went.

How about my religion?

I think you may have missed the point of this thread. (It isn't serious.)

Kinda figured it wouldn't be serious, but I am always willing to keep an open mind.

And, to tell you the truth, I have met psychics who were the real deal.

BTW.................every human being is telepathic.

 

[SYTFE]

Give it a shot..................try to tell me something true about myself that hasn't already been posted on here. I'm single, went through foster care, spent 20 years in the Navy and am now retired. Was orphaned at 8 and have been divorced since the early 90's.

Give it a shot. Tell me something about myself that only you and I would know.

In you past life, you were a highly regarded blacksmith. Soon in the future, perhaps after a day of golf, you may feel compelled to go to the liquor store. There, a shiny scratch off game will seem to be glowing, you will then purchase the scratch off ticket, and you will win $5.00. This is a 100% guarantee.

You are very good at math, however you regret not learning how to play the accordion. You often wonder why the accordion isn't a popular instrument, in fact. Why don't all the hot chicks like dudes who can play accordions? Your guess is as good as mine, my friend.

Actually, Ive had several experiences in my life that have told me that I'm a brand new soul, but I've had influences from several places, one of which is the Orient.

Never had an inclination to be a blacksmith either. I'm a decent bicycle mechanic and can turn a wrench on a car or motorcycle if I absolutely had to, but have never had a desire to work with metal. My stock in trade for things like that is art, painting, drawing and silkscreen.

And............I don't go to liquor stores very often, maybe once every couple of months or so, and I've never played a stroke of golf in my life. However, there is a convenience store that I like to buy my tickets at, and I don't do scratch off that much, mainly Powerball and stuff like that. And.............I've got my own psychic flash that tells me if buying a scratch off is a good idea or not. 50 percent of the time it is.

Yeah, I'm pretty decent at math, but that's only because 20 years in the Navy as a Personnelman made me that way. Never had a desire to play the accordion, but I have regretted not learning guitar. Now? I play harmonica. Why? It's portable and sounds good. I only play for myself.

Sorry dear, but you got it horribly wrong.

Did you see anything about my bicycling? It's been a MAJOR part of my life, because the last 10 years I was in the Navy, I got rid of my car and rode a bicycle every where I went.

How about my religion?

I think you may have missed the point of this thread. (It isn't serious.)

Kinda figured it wouldn't be serious, but I am always willing to keep an open mind.

And, to tell you the truth, I have met psychics who were the real deal.

BTW.................every human being is telepathic.

Yeah, I think that's probably true. BTW, I find it interesting that I was just messing around yet landed on a few things.

One, that I was joking that you would play a scratch off game and win $5 whole dollars, and it turns out that you do play the lottery, just not scratch games. Kind of funny.

Also I hit the nail on the head that you're good at math. You may chock it up to your experience, but the fact remains that you are mathematically inclined.

And finally, I think it's interesting that you play the harmonica. The harmonica and the accordian are similar sounding instruments.

Kind of funny considering I was just bullshiting.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Yeah..............just like a psychic, try to fit the narrative to what they tell you.

BTW.............telepathy is real, and I can prove it. I can also tell you how to work with it and make it stronger.

 

[SYTFE]

Yeah..............just like a psychic, try to fit the narrative to what they tell you.

BTW.............telepathy is real, and I can prove it. I can also tell you how to work with it and make it stronger.

Yeah, show me what you got. But if you tell me that I have to join Scientology in order to do it, I'm putting you on ignore.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Yeah..............just like a psychic, try to fit the narrative to what they tell you.

BTW.............telepathy is real, and I can prove it. I can also tell you how to work with it and make it stronger.

Yeah, show me what you got. But if you tell me that I have to join Scientology in order to do it, I'm putting you on ignore.

I'm not going to prove it to you per se, but you're going to prove it to yourself.

Ever been walking down the street and you could feel people looking at you, even though you didn't see anyone on the street? Or, have you ever sat and stared at the back of someone's skull who is across the room, and eventually they turn and stare back at you?

Well.............if you recall those times, you would know that when you're on the receiving end of it, it kinda feels like a little buzz in your head. Know what runs your body? Electricity, and you generate about 25 watts continually in your brain. Staring at someone focuses your energy, and causes them to find out where the disturbance is coming from.

That's telepathy at the level of a baby making cooing noises.

Ever been around a couple who have been together for a really long time? Ever notice how they can have a complete conversation without even vocalizing a word? It's because their energy has mixed together so well that they have that ability.

Same thing when you know who is calling before you see your caller ID, or knowing who is at the front door even before you open it. Generally that happens with good friends who have been together a while.

And finally, Google "thought controlled games" or "thought controlled wheelchair" because they have bands that can "read" your brainwaves and get the machine to do things on the computer or in the world.

Got your attention yet?