Would You Cheat on a Spouse?

[manu1959]

Are you saying that the person is denying the marital act is a dictator? i.e. he/she is dictating that there will be no sex in this marriage.

Are you contending that sex does not have to be part of a marriage?

Delivering an ultimatum is definitely a control thing.

So is " I don't want to have sex with you again"

you don't cheat on that shit.....you fire it.....

 

[dilloduck]

Delivering an ultimatum is definitely a control thing.

So is " I don't want to have sex with you again"

No, that's just generally an ego blow.

that too

 

[xsited1]

Here's the Southern solution:

Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

 

[Dis]

So is " I don't want to have sex with you again"

No, that's just generally an ego blow.

Does an ego blow count as sex?

Leave it to a man to focus on only one word out of the entire sentence...

 

[dilloduck]

Delivering an ultimatum is definitely a control thing.

So is " I don't want to have sex with you again"

you don't cheat on that shit.....you fire it.....

not much point in keeping that on your payroll .
Is exclusive and "enough" sex part of the marriage contract ?

 

[Gunny]

If those are your grounds for divorce, then get your divorce - FIRST. Don't use sex as a tool by saying "If you don't do give me sex, I'm going to get it elsewhere." and then stay married.

Bullshit. Except where the state has decided to tax you for it, marriage, as a REAL institution is a matter of the heart. If one or both no longer love the other, that piece of paper isn't worth spit, and arguing that words on a sheet of paper should be the basis of not just saying "f--k it" in a loveless marriage is kinda lame.

Bullshit nothing. If your marriage is to the point where you're dropping ultimatums such as "if you don't put out, I'm going elsewhere", rather than talking/working through it, then your marriage IS done, and you should just get the divorce, rather than staying married.

Meanwhile secluding yourself from seeking at a minimum sex, optimally a better relationship until the i's are dotted and the t's crossed on the paperwork? I think not.

If the marriage is over, it's over and I don't need a piece of paper to clue me in, nor give me permission to get on with my life.

I don't know how many other Biblethumper states are like this, but in VA, you had to be legally separated for a year before the court would grant you a divorce. You going to just sit around and stare at the wall for a year?

Sorry. The marriage was over LONG before then. I'm not going to make myself even more miserable than I was the last couple of years of that marriage by perpetuating my seclusion to satisfy someone's overly-moralistic set of rules based on a piece of paper and a black-or-white only mindset.

 

[Gunny]

Are you saying that the person is denying the marital act is a dictator? i.e. he/she is dictating that there will be no sex in this marriage.

Are you contending that sex does not have to be part of a marriage?

Delivering an ultimatum is definitely a control thing.

So is " I don't want to have sex with you again"

I consider that pretty-much an ultimatum.

 

[manu1959]

Delivering an ultimatum is definitely a control thing.

So is " I don't want to have sex with you again"

I consider that pretty-much an ultimatum.

depends how fat she has gotten......

 

[Gunny]

So is " I don't want to have sex with you again"

No, that's just generally an ego blow.

Does an ego blow count as sex?

According to the Honorable Mr Clinton, anything that blows or smokes is NOT defined as "sexual relations."

 

[dilloduck]

So is " I don't want to have sex with you again"

I consider that pretty-much an ultimatum.

depends how fat she has gotten......

in that case it might be a reprieve

 

[Gunny]

So is " I don't want to have sex with you again"

I consider that pretty-much an ultimatum.

depends how fat she has gotten......

a point to consider.

 

[Said1]

So is " I don't want to have sex with you again"

I consider that pretty-much an ultimatum.

depends how fat she has gotten......

I read somewhere (reliable internets source) that a man's penis shrinks as he gets fatter. Is that true, or is it just harder to access?

 

[Care4all]

I consider that pretty-much an ultimatum.

depends how fat she has gotten......

I read somewhere (reliable internets source) that a man's penis shrinks as he gets fatter. Is that true, or is it just harder to access?

TOUCHE!

 

[dilloduck]

I consider that pretty-much an ultimatum.

depends how fat she has gotten......

I read somewhere (reliable internets source) that a man's penis shrinks as he gets fatter. Is that true, or is it just harder to access?

no --the old one is just shed and a larger one replaces it.

 

[Said1]

depends how fat she has gotten......

I read somewhere (reliable internets source) that a man's penis shrinks as he gets fatter. Is that true, or is it just harder to access?

no --the old one is just shed and a larger one replaces it.

You wish.

 

[manu1959]

I consider that pretty-much an ultimatum.

depends how fat she has gotten......

I read somewhere (reliable internets source) that a man's penis shrinks as he gets fatter. Is that true, or is it just harder to access?

wouldn't know ...... i don't fuck fat men....you?

 

[Said1]

depends how fat she has gotten......

I read somewhere (reliable internets source) that a man's penis shrinks as he gets fatter. Is that true, or is it just harder to access?

wouldn't know ...... i don't fuck fat men....you?

I thought that was obvious.

 

[manu1959]

I read somewhere (reliable internets source) that a man's penis shrinks as he gets fatter. Is that true, or is it just harder to access?

wouldn't know ...... i don't fuck fat men....you?

I thought that was obvious.

ya....you are too hot for that......

 

[dilloduck]

I read somewhere (reliable internets source) that a man's penis shrinks as he gets fatter. Is that true, or is it just harder to access?

no --the old one is just shed and a larger one replaces it.

You wish.

Why ?---I don't fuck fat men either

 

[Said1]

no --the old one is just shed and a larger one replaces it.

You wish.

Why ?---I don't fuck fat men either

I was refering to shedding the old one and growing a new one. Presumably, this would phenomena would extent to all men, not just pudgy guys - if it were possible.