Will this be the Last Thing You hear God Say?

[froggy]

I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

 

[uscitizen]

I have yet to hear the first thing god says.

 

[MajikMyst]

I have yet to hear the first thing god says.

Couldn't have said it any better..

 

[Luissa]

If God really has plan for me, wouldn't he know me?

 

[Godboy]

I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

He never knew me? Doesnt god know everything? According to your fairy tale, god created me, therefore if i dont believe in him, its his own fault. Hes the one that gave me skepticism and logic, right?

If it was really that important for me to believe in him, then i guess he should have given me more than dumbass stories told by wild eyed crazy men.

 

[amrchaos]

I think everybody is missing the point:

God talks to Froggy!!

Hey froggy, ask god "How is it hanging?" for me.

No--I do not mean the Godbody from a crucifix!!!

 

[Coyote]

I have yet to hear the first thing god says.

Haven't listened to any burning shrubbery lately?

 

[eagleseven]

I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

More likely, "Hey sexy, ready for eternity?"


I've always been attracted to all-powerful non-gender-specific deities...

 

[uscitizen]

He knew me in the biblical sense means he had sex with me.

 

[☭proletarian☭]

I think everybody is missing the point:

God talks to Froggy!!

In Your Head: Hearing Voices | Psychology Today

This could be the start of a new religion

 

[☭proletarian☭]

He knew me in the biblical sense means he had sex with me.

I warned ya he was a queer