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Sandy73
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> > Why I Fired My Secretary .
> > Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't
> > feeling too good that
> > morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would
> > be pleasant and
> > say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present
> > for me.
> >
> > As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning,
> > let alone any happy
> > birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the
> > children will
> > remember.
> >
> > The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a
> > word. So when I left
> > for the office, I was feeling pretty low and
> > despondent..
> >
> > As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said,
> > "Good morning, boss.
> > "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that
> > someone had remembered.
> > I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door
> > and said, "You know,
> > it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your
> > birthday, let's go to
> > lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's
> > the greatest thing
> > I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. We
> > didn't go where we
> > normally go; Instead we went out to a private little
> > place. We had two
> > martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way
> > back to the office,
> > she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We
> > don't need to go back
> > to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."
> > She said, "Let's go to
> > my apartment."
> >
> > After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if
> > you don't mind, I
> > think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into
> > something more comfortable"
> > "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the
> > bedroom and, in about six
> > minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake
> > ----- followed by my
> > wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all
> > singing Happy Birthday.
> >
> > And I just sat there ----
> >
> > on the couch ----
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > naked.
> > Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't
> > feeling too good that
> > morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would
> > be pleasant and
> > say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present
> > for me.
> >
> > As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning,
> > let alone any happy
> > birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the
> > children will
> > remember.
> >
> > The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a
> > word. So when I left
> > for the office, I was feeling pretty low and
> > despondent..
> >
> > As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said,
> > "Good morning, boss.
> > "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that
> > someone had remembered.
> > I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door
> > and said, "You know,
> > it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your
> > birthday, let's go to
> > lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's
> > the greatest thing
> > I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. We
> > didn't go where we
> > normally go; Instead we went out to a private little
> > place. We had two
> > martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way
> > back to the office,
> > she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We
> > don't need to go back
> > to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."
> > She said, "Let's go to
> > my apartment."
> >
> > After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if
> > you don't mind, I
> > think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into
> > something more comfortable"
> > "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the
> > bedroom and, in about six
> > minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake
> > ----- followed by my
> > wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all
> > singing Happy Birthday.
> >
> > And I just sat there ----
> >
> > on the couch ----
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > naked.
