Basically because he's a schmuck with nice hair. And you can't have a beer with him.
Can you imagine the stuff that might fall out of his mouth after a beer or three?
That guy manages to be a total dick while sober.
I'll bet he's a total twat when pissed.
i think he would be a really annoying whiner, complaining that everyone is against him, and that no one is giving him a fair chance. boohoo.