A shaved pubic area is a lot more appealing that a dame inflicted with crabs I guess.
But what really shocked me is the realization of how many young fellows are apparently shaving their crotches.
I thought it was just an internet joke, but I actually saw a display for the "Manscape" line of pubic razors at the local Target store. And this isn't New York Fucking City or San Fran here.
I wouldn't take a sharp cutting instrument to that sector in a thousand years.
Pubic hair? Put some whipping cream on it and let the cat lick it off. Note: Watch out for the claws!