By far the most incongruous marriage would have to be with Celine Dion.
Puck to be Titanic shaped? Even when they're losing the string quartet would continue playing? Anyone who scores has to be held aloft so they feel like they're flying? Team workouts to include standing on tiptoe to prove how tough you are?
Toe Blake must be turning in his grave.
Celine Dion eyeing bid for Montreal Canadiens | Reuters
Puck to be Titanic shaped? Even when they're losing the string quartet would continue playing? Anyone who scores has to be held aloft so they feel like they're flying? Team workouts to include standing on tiptoe to prove how tough you are?
Toe Blake must be turning in his grave.
Celine Dion eyeing bid for Montreal Canadiens | Reuters