Who would you like to narrate the movie version of your life story?

[1srelluc]

Narrator can be living or dead or even fictional.

I'm thinking Peter Coyote.

 

[fncceo]

James Earl Jones

 

[JGalt]

What the hell man? I wouldn't pay a dollar to see a movie about me. Even if Porky Pig was the narrator.

 

[night_son]

Marlin Perkins, if he was the Grim Reaper.

 

[lg325]

Gregory Peck. I would love to see a movie about my life with all the details. I believe others would like it to.

 

[1srelluc]

Gregory Peck.

Solid choice.

 

[Winco]

What the hell man? I wouldn't pay a dollar to see a movie about me. Even if Porky Pig was the narrator.

Finally, something we agree about.

Now, I would pay to see a movie about Quasar44 and his Fake Business.

 

[night_son]

Finally, something we agree about.

Now, I would pay to see a movie about Quasar44 and his Fake Business.

I'd probably end up throwing a brick at the TV. What the hell, sign me up and let me know when season one comes out.

 

[Alan Stallion]

Bobcat Goldthwait

 

[Yarddog]

John Madden

 

[WinterBorn]

Samuel L. Jackson. My life will need multiple uses of "Motherfucker!"

 

[candycorn]

Papa Pope.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

James Gandolfino

 

[Quasar44]

Dana Plato or johnathan Brandis

 

[westwall]

James Earl Jones

Morgan Freeman for me. But Mr. Jones is an excellent choice.

 

[fncceo]

Morgan Freeman for me. But Mr. Jones is an excellent choice.

Samuel L. Jackson?

 

[Ridgerunner]

micro

 

[Ringel05]

Porky Pig.

 

[westwall]

Samuel L. Jackson?

Nah, too harsh.

 

[SweetSue92]

What the hell man? I wouldn't pay a dollar to see a movie about me. Even if Porky Pig was the narrator.

Yeah, it's cool now to say everyone has a "story" and a "journey". This BS: "I'd like to be part of your story". or "share in your (whatever) journey".

What?

A story is a very specific thing and it is crafted carefully. There are people who do it well, and many many more people who do it horribly. Your heart continuing to beat is not a "story". Even you holding down a job or raising a family is not a "story".

Sigh