Whisky Tango Foxtrot.

[Shelzin]

I'm stuck at home because of Covid... Not me, but the woman of the house. I'm not married, but they won't let me work for two weeks regardless. So just out of sheer boredom I decided I'd take a political test.

That test said I was... Hmm... Actually can you guys just give me a good political test to take... Because I AM GOING TO VOTE FOR TRUMP. But color be confused... The test said I was a lefty libertarian. *shifty eyes*

I gotta take a good one... Something respected. You guys have got to have something like that around here right?

 

[miketx]

1. Vote for Trump
2. Pass

 

[TNHarley]

Lol wtf is a lefty libertarian

 

[SAYIT]

Lol wtf is a lefty libertarian

Classic liberals have many libertarian attitudes and vice versa. The latter are far more liberal than "progressives."

 

[LuckyDuck]

I don't know what Libertarian handbook or pamphlet you've been reading, but here is the absolute "core" policy of the Libertarian party.
"If it's not only not making money for the federal government, but a financial drain, dump the program."
And thus, the one thing you can be sure of is that it is NOT liberal.

 

[miketx]

Lol wtf is a lefty libertarian

Some guy that demands free willy.

 

[Shelzin]

Lol wtf is a lefty libertarian

It might be me... I don't know... That's why I'm asking for a respected test. I mean I've been called a whole lot of things in my lifetime... But left has never been on that list.

 

[miketx]

It might be me... I don't know... That's why I'm asking for a respected test. I mean I've been called a whole lot of things in my lifetime... But left has never been on that list.

You ever been called a booger mangler afternoon water hog?

 

[ChemEngineer]

I mean I've been called a whole lot of things in my lifetime... But left has never been on that list.

That's a good thing. Don't change it.

 

[Shelzin]

I don't know what Libertarian handbook or pamphlet you've been reading, but here is the absolute "core" policy of the Libertarian party.

None... Gave me a crosshairs type thing... I was generally close to center, but was left and toward libertarian.

"If it's not only not making money for the federal government, but a financial drain, dump the program."
And thus, the one thing you can be sure of is that it is NOT liberal.

I'm not that bad... I actually like Planned Parenthood. PBS served a pretty good purpose when I was a kid... Haven't watched it in forever... *shrugs*

 

[LuckyDuck]

None... Gave me a crosshairs type thing... I was generally close to center, but was left and toward libertarian.


I'm not that bad... I actually like Planned Parenthood. PBS served a pretty good purpose when I was a kid... Haven't watched it in forever... *shrugs*

I repeat, Libertarian is not "left." If anything, it's further right than Conservative Republicans.

 

[Shelzin]

You ever been called a booger mangler afternoon water hog?

Can't say that I have.

The closest I think I've been to that is a "Aids infested cum bubble from a rats queef."

To this day I'm not sure what that means.. But it did make an impression.

 

[Shelzin]

I repeat, Libertarian is not "left." If anything, it's further right than Conservative Republicans.

So the test is wrong? Great.. Got a better one?

Edit: You know I've been called a socialist on these boards... So I'm pretty sure you aren't saying that I'm FURTHER right than some of these people... Right?

 

[miketx]

Can't say that I have.

The closest I think I've been to that is a "Aids infested cum bubble from a rats queef."

To this day I'm not sure what that means.. But it did make an impression.

Cool one. Here's another, You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of a used condom. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. I've been called that 3 times.

 

[Shelzin]

Cool one. Here's another, You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of a used condom. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. I've been called that 3 times.

*laughs*

Personality of a used condom... What is that? Another way of saying "Fuckwad?" That's clever.

 

[Indeependent]

I'm stuck at home because of Covid... Not me, but the woman of the house. I'm not married, but they won't let me work for two weeks regardless. So just out of sheer boredom I decided I'd take a political test.

That test said I was... Hmm... Actually can you guys just give me a good political test to take... Because I AM GOING TO VOTE FOR TRUMP. But color be confused... The test said I was a lefty libertarian. *shifty eyes*

I gotta take a good one... Something respected. You guys have got to have something like that around here right?

Are you in favor of Trespassers taking away jobs from US Citizens?
Are you in favor of Business Visas taking away jobs from US Citizens?
Are you in favor of giving Tax Breaks to Corporations when they leave the US?

 

[LuckyDuck]

So the test is wrong? Great.. Got a better one?

Edit: You know I've been called a socialist on these boards... So I'm pretty sure you aren't saying that I'm FURTHER right than some of these people... Right?

Well, the last I checked, I'm pro-individual, not pro-Marxism/Leninism, which is now the Democratic party.

 

[konradv]

Lol wtf is a lefty libertarian

Left-libertarianism

 

[Shelzin]

Well, the last I checked, I'm pro-individual, not pro-Marxism/Leninism, which is now the Democratic party.

Ahh... I agree.

 

[Shelzin]

Left-libertarianism

While maintaining full respect for personal property, left-libertarians are opposed to capitalism and the private ownership of the means of production.

Nope... Full stop... that's not me. Stupid ass test.