What do you think is the reason for me not being able to find a boyfriend

[EvilCat Breath]

Lmao you keep confirming to me you're butt-hurt.

Why? Ohhh. I get it! It's part of your daydream.

 

[MayorQuimby]

Why? Ohhh. I get it! It's part of your daydream.

Trust me madam, I daydream about stuff that's way sexier than your hurt butt.

 

[The Duke]

Or she could start watching football and learn to cook.

It's really her choice.

My ex liked football. Even had a Bucs jersey.
She could cook, too, and do laundry better than me. She was good at squawing.
And crazy and bad with money. She'd do things to me at exactly the wrong time for it to be in her best interest.

 

[MayorQuimby]

My ex liked football. Even had a Bucs jersey.

I could not date a woman who is into football if I were a man. It has nothing to do with gender, but rather, with how boring a pastime it is. Sports, and in fact, most things in life, are boring asf to me. I can only be attracted to someone who has both the courage and intelligence to fight the government and feds.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Trust me madam, I daydream about stuff that's way sexier than your hurt butt.

I hope so. It's the only sex you will ever get.

Don't you see that you're doing all of this to yourself. And all you can do is work up a thunderhead of jealousy.

 

[MayorQuimby]

I hope so. It's the only sex you will ever get.

I sure hope so. I don't think I can take too much sex with your ugly sagging butt, lol.

Don't you see that you're doing all of this to yourself. And all you can do is work up a thunderhead of jealousy.

Lmao! Jealousy? Of someone like you? Lol, I don't think so, madam.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

I sure hope so. I don't think I can take too much sex with your ugly sagging butt, lol.




Lmao! Jealousy? Of someone like you? Lol, I don't think so, madam.

Of everybody. Of the entire world.

 

[MayorQuimby]

Of everybody. Of the entire world.

Lol madam you keep brightening up my dreary Tuesday morning. You're lovely.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Lol madam you keep brightening up my dreary Tuesday morning. You're lovely.

Because for the first time in a long time you are thinking of something other than yourself and how lonely you are.

 

[MayorQuimby]

Because for the first time in a long time you are thinking of something other than yourself and how lonely you are.

That's not true; I also think about naked hot guys.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

That's not true; I also think about naked hot guys.

Something you will never have. Have you ever held a job? You said you were 45 years old, still living at home.

 

[MayorQuimby]

Something you will never have.

That is what I call pessimistic attitude.

Have you ever held a job? You said you were 45 years old, still living at home.

Yes ma'am, I have. More than one, in fact.

I am thinking about moving out though. I will let you know if I am surrounded by sweaty, hot men in my new location. Seems to me that you are very interested in my private life.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

That is what I call pessimistic attitude.



Yes ma'am, I have. More than one, in fact.

I am thinking about moving out though. I will let you know if I am surrounded by sweaty, hot men in my new location. Seems to me that you are very interested in my private life.

Because you are so pathetic. I can't help but have some kind of pity for you. Look around, your boringness has driven everyone else out of this thread. All that's left is you because you are jealous and me because I feel sorry for you.

If you really wanted to be surrounded by sweaty, hot men you would be at the gym. That's where hot guys go to get sweaty.

 

[MayorQuimby]

Because you are so pathetic. I can't help but have some kind of pity for you. Look around, your boringness has driven everyone else out of this thread. All that's left is you because you are jealous and me because I feel sorry for you.

If you really wanted to be surrounded by sweaty, hot men you would be at the gym. That's where hot guys go to get sweaty.

But they are not horny enough though. Also I would prefer to have some privacy. I am not a freak like you, you see.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

But they are not horny enough though. Also I would prefer to have some privacy. I am not a freak like you, you see.

You have so much privacy, you're alone and no one looks at you.

You are doing this to yourself.

 

[MayorQuimby]

You have so much privacy, you're alone and no one looks at you.

False.

I am by myself right now and you can't leave me alone, lol.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

False.

I am by myself right now and you can't leave me alone, lol.

No. It's like feeding pigeons. You are just so darn pathetic! But yes. I will leave you alone.

 

[Woodznutz]

This is good advice and also how I see it, too.

I have put myself out there like that before, and got very little response. So I don't really know whats wrong with me, maybe I need to lose more weight, or I am simply too ugly? I really don't know. I am just gonna lose a bit more weight, wear something that's a bit tighter, and go into the foray like I am in a suicide squad.

Without being able to actually look at you we're shooting in the dark here. Have you asked some trusted friends to give you an honest opinion? Maybe ask a friend to set you up on a blind date.

You mentioned losing weight. Overweight is a deal killer for me.

When I was in high school a girl I was dating asked if I would get a date for her older sister from among my friends. When my friend and I went to pick the girls up and her older sister entered the room my jaw hit the floor. She was the most beautiful and sexually attractive girl I had ever seen. They were immediately smitten with each other and were married soon after HS graduation. I still think of that song verse, "Why don't you go home son, and make up your mind."

 

[MayorQuimby]

No. It's like feeding pigeons. You are just so darn pathetic! But yes. I will leave you alone.

I am a very cute and dear pigeon to you.

Without being able to actually look at you we're shooting in the dark here. Have you asked some trusted friends to give you an honest opinion? Maybe ask a friend to set you up on a blind date.

You mean like, honest opinion on my looks, to see if I am truly ugly?

You mentioned losing weight. Overweight is a deal killer for me.

I am technically within the normal range, I just want to be skinnier. Give men less reason to want to puke.

 

[Twisted Gypsy Child]

That's not true; I also think about naked hot guys.

Have you considered interracial dating