What do you think is the reason for me not being able to find a boyfriend

[MayorQuimby]

Have you considered interracial dating

lmao

 

[Twisted Gypsy Child]

lmao

I do not discriminate when dating men.

 

[MisterBeale]

 

[The Duke]

I could not date a woman who is into football if I were a man. It has nothing to do with gender, but rather, with how boring a pastime it is. Sports, and in fact, most things in life, are boring asf to me. I can only be attracted to someone who has both the courage and intelligence to fight the government and feds.

Are you Road Runner?

 

[The Duke]

How so many marriages started.

 

[MisterBeale]

Are you Road Runner?

Nope, Potterhead

 

[MayorQuimby]

I do not discriminate when dating men.

That makes no sense.

So you would date a toothless convict? Since you don't discriminate?

Are you Road Runner?

Sorry, I don't get the cultural reference. Explain please?

 

[MayorQuimby]

Lol why is that funny? You loser

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

Aside from my looks, which, really aren't terrible. I am not saying I am hot, I am not, but I really don't think I am hideous, either. So I don't think it has to do with my looks.

So, based on the way I act, do you think there is something about me that puts men off? What do you think of me and my behaviors/personality? If you have any advice for me, what will it be? If I were an OK-looking woman in real life, would you date me based on my personality?

Thanks in advance

How are your sandwich making skills?

 

[MayorQuimby]

How are your sandwich making skills?

That not great, tbh. I could never keep the buns dry.

 

[Elusivebutterfly]

Don’t miss the cues. If a man is at a bar or restaurant and turns his knees towards you and keeps looking, he is interested. If he also has a a constant smile with eye contact, he wants a sign. My sign is looking away. Im not interested.
If he touches his face or straightens his clothing, he is attracted. If you are communicating and he touches your body, he is interested.
If you go to an outdoor bar and approach a table and a guy offers you a seat while pulling it close to him, you’ve got him! I just take it as a compliment. Not interested.

My first husband was the most handsome man i’ve ever seen. Looks don’t matter anymore, but he better be able to dance. Tall is a plus even though i am 5’2 n 3/4

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

That not great, tbh. I could never keep the buns dry.

Have you tried drying the lettuce and tomato with paper towels or a salad spinner ....
That'll up your game

 

[MayorQuimby]

Have you tried drying the lettuce and tomato with paper towels or a salad spinner ....
That'll up your game

I don't want a salad spinner, that's one more thing I would have to carry if I chose to move.

 

[Elusivebutterfly]

How are your sandwich making skills?

I make a mean sub. One day, a domestic robot will be your sandwich maker.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

I don't want a salad spinner, that's one more thing I would have to carry if I chose to move.

Paper towels it is

A Lil effort and extra bacon goes a long way

 

[MayorQuimby]

Don’t miss the cues. If a man is at a bar or restaurant and turns his knees towards you and keeps looking, he is interested. If he also has a a constant smile with eye contact, he wants a sign.

To be perfectly honest, I have had guys do that to me, you know with the eye thing. Except that, when it's done really prematurely, as in, when I don't even know him, and he's all like, giving me a silent message with his eyes, god that just frightens me to no end.

I am not saying I don't like meaningful eye contact, just that some guys do it wayyyy too early. It's like I said, premature.

If he touches his face or straightens his clothing, he is attracted. If you are communicating and he touches your body, he is interested.

In my country, that could be argued as a form of sexual harassment. Depends on how good your lawyer is, I guess.

 

[MayorQuimby]

Paper towels it is

A Lil effort and extra bacon goes a long way

Honestly I would just eat all the ingredients separately. To save money on paper towels. They will all end up in the same place at the end anyway.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

Honestly I would just eat all the ingredients separately. To save money on paper towels. They will all end up in the same place at the end anyway.

You've already given up ... The sandwich is not for you

Lil effort

 

[MayorQuimby]

You've already given up ... The sandwich is not for you

Lil effort

Meh. I fail to see why I have to make home-made food taste good. If I want delicious food, I go to a restaurant. When I eat at home, I am doing it to stay alive.

 

[Crepitus]

What I was trying to say is that a 6 foot 3 woman is too tall, for almost all men.

I don't see why.