Urban Dictionary Libertarian
A libertarian is someone who wants to take America back to the way it was run in the 1800s, regardless of how much the world has changed since then. Libertarians also have mean hard-ons for unregulated capitalism, believing that the "Invisible Hand" will erase poverty and create a utopia instead of what ACTUALLY happens when you let companies do whatever they want, which is:
-Children working in factories and mines
-Corporate monopolies
-Workplaces where death is likely
-Low, low wages
-Shit in your food (Read Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle")
-Even more extreme corporate corruption and political pawns than we have now.
-Getting the living **** stomped out of you by company-hired goons for trying to organize a union (Battle of the Overpass)
Life in a Libertarian America
1. Children working in factories and mines
Libertarian response: It is up to the parents to decide if children should go to school or work full time
2. Corporate monopolies
Libertarian response: Survival of the fittest, if you cant survive in business, you die
3. Workplaces where death is likely
Libertarian response: If the worker doesn't like it, work elsewhere
4. Low, low wages
Libertarian response: That is your problem not mine
5. Shit in your food
Libertarian response: If you are buying contaminated food, buy elsewhere
6. Even more extreme corporate corruption and political pawns than we have now.
Libertarian response: Let the market work itself out
7. Getting the living **** stomped out of you by company-hired goons for trying to organize a union
Libertarian response: Not the governments role to get involved. Not in the Constitution