Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky

[shockedcanadian]

The Jews are everywhere I tell ya!

They are hiding in the bushes, behind trees, and tunneling underground all around your community no matter where you live.

 

[Failzero]

The Jews are everywhere I tell ya!

They are hiding in the bushes, behind trees, and tunneling underground all around your community no matter where you live.

We are in a hole in the Southern Cascades so why not Brown Hollow or Russell Springs

 

[marvin martian]

Lol did his competitor even get any grassroots help? Or was it all israel and trumps israeli first big money donors?

^^^This guy suspects the Jews of rural Kentucky (and the ones under his bed).

 

[Votto]

Ah, didn't realize this was the satire section lol.

It is next to impossible to tell the difference these days.

 

[Failzero]

It is next to impossible to tell the difference these days.

Between a Man & Woman …

 

[Anarchy666]

^^^This guy suspects the Jews of rural Kentucky (and the ones under his bed).

Goddam he really went off the deep end with a quickness didn't he? Glad I blocked him when I did lol

 

[TNHarley]

^^^This guy suspects the Jews of rural Kentucky (and the ones under his bed).

You are a troll. But at least you have your funny moments. Props for that lol.

 

[TNHarley]

Goddam he really went off the deep end with a quickness didn't he? Glad I blocked him when I did lol

I wonder many people have blocked me for being against killing innocent people. lol

 

[BackAgain]

MAGA loves foreign influence when its not one of theirs at the short end of the stick

 

[BackAgain]

You are a troll. But at least you have your funny moments. Props for that lol.

The funniest part is you claiming that he’s the troll.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky​

Politics·May 20, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

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LOUISVILLE, KY — Representative Thomas Massie has accused the Jewish population of rural Kentucky of being the cause of his primary defeat.

After taking the stage to concede the race to Ed Gallrein, an angry Massie squarely laid the blame for his loss on the "dirty Zionists" of the tiny country towns that dot the Ohio River valley.

"I couldn't reach Gallrein to concede. He was probably lost with his supporters in yet another small-town Kentucky synagogue," declared Massie. "Yes, the deck was stacked against me by the Hebrew population of rural Kentucky. We ran a great campaign, I'm really proud of our team. We just couldn't overcome the Hasidic powers that control the farm towns of Appalachia."

Watching as the votes were tallied, Massie's campaign manager Randy Barnes stated that the Congressman had performed well in a few areas, but could not overcome the losses in heavily-Jewish areas of backwoods Kentucky. "Those nudniks really put the kabash on us," sighed Barnes. "Despite Israeli influence over the little villages of Kentucky, we showed a lot of chutzpah out there on the campaign trail. Mazel tov to Ed on his victory."

At publishing time, Massie had announced that he would now pursue his lifelong libertarian dream of opening a pot store.

You know what they say about Babylon bee satire


eventually it usually rings true

 

[TNHarley]

They ***** about foreigners paying off dems all the time. But if its aipac and one of their trump boot lickers, they celebrate lol.
Consistency isnt something i expect from 95% of you though

 

[marvin martian]

I wonder many people have blocked me for being against killing innocent people. lol

You're not against killing innocent people. You just hate Jews.

 

[BackAgain]

They ***** about foreigners paying off dems all the time. But if its aipac and one of their trump boot lickers, they celebrate lol.
Consistency isnt something i expect from 95% of you though

Repeating your moronic beliefs doesn’t support them, you hack.

 

[TNHarley]

You're not against killing innocent people. You just hate Jews.

I bet that guy fuckin hates jews! He spoke against Israel! He is an antisemite!
You troll.

 

[TNHarley]

Repeating your moronic beliefs doesn’t support them, you hack.

Except that is what happens.
And really, I dont give a ****. You are a hack and a dishonest twatt. You are below me, fagggot.

 

[toobfreak]

Errr, how many voters in Kentucky are Jewish? Did these same people once vote him in?

You never heard of Kentucky Jewish bourbon???

Big stuff in the back hills of Appalachia.

 

[BackAgain]

Except that is what happens.
And really, I dont give a ****. You are a hack and a dishonest twatt. You are below me, fagggot.

You’re an insane, rank, stupid-ass troll.
So, I expect such rancid dishonest rhetoric from a scumbag like you.

And no. It is not “what happens.” You’re clearly stupid enough to believe your own shitty baseless propaganda. But your belief also doesn’t make you commentary any less dishonest and baseless.

You remain the hack. I also don’t care that you’re gay as ****. But I’m not at all below you. That’s just your insanity bloviating down you.

 

[EMH]

Massie knows the difference between

Zionist Fascist Jews (of which the Hasidics apparently aren't big supporters of)

the drone army of self proclaimed sub humans


The voters in KY are the latter on the GOP side. They are more libertarian than the average sub but when the cause is Israel they don't give a shit about America either...

 

[Anarchy666]

You know what they say about Babylon bee satire


eventually it usually rings true


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This is ******* bullshit and she knows it. Everyone here is well aware that not only am I Jewish I am an avowed American Supremacist. Anyone who thinks all Jews should be scrutinized for suspicion of dual loyalty to Israel obviously doesn't know shit about American Jews.

The only reason I would support Israel is if supporting Israel led to us collaborating to take down hostile foreign governments, which is OBVIOUSLY LITERALLY WHAT TRUMP IS DOING FFS