We now know what happened to trannie Pauline Pelosi.
David Wayne DePape found as a Jewish space laser technician, he was not making enough to make ends meet in Nancy Pelosi's dystopian homeless paradise of San Francisco.
Not finding many options with his limited intellect and sub-standard woke education, DePape made the difficult choice of becoming a homosexual sex worker, colloquially known as a "gay prostitute".
As a sex worker, David took to carrying a hammer in his backpack as protection because, as everyone knows, gays are very violent.
DePape created a web site advertising himself and his skills with leather goods. He also listed other abilities too striking and abominable for the sensitivities of this forum.
For obvious reasons, DePape's business was a cash-only enterprise.
On the evening of October 28, DePape was summoned by private message to the Pelosi home by resident Pauline Pelosi.
However, despite his best efforts with a gerbil and electrical stimulation, DePape was unable to get the 82-year old's libido sufficiently aroused for any sex acts.
After the standard hour these kind of sexual transactions are mutually agreed upon to last, DePape demanded payment from Pelosi.
Pelosi refused payment as he felt he had not received the service he expected.
DePape suggested Pelosi try his services for one more hour, but first pay for the already expired hour and pay up front for the next hour.
DePape had not demanded payment up front as he usually does since Pelosi was a public person and should have been trustworthy.
The argument escalated.
Having no success at getting his just payment from Pauline, DePape felt he should get the money from Pelosi's wife, Nancy.
"Where's Nancy?", he asked. "Where's Nancy?'
Pauline then attempted to eject David from his house and a physical struggle ensued as the two men fought in their underwear.
At some point, DePape took the hammer out of his backpack to protect himself, and in the ensuing struggle, the hammer banged against a window and shattered it, with all the glass falling outside.
Pelosi ran to the bathroom and called 9-1-1.
And the rest is history.
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