USMB corona virus procedures?

[Damaged Eagle]

Have procedures been put in place to protect posters in case the corona virus infects the internet matrix?

Like are you mods going to install face masks, rubber gloves, paper hazmat outfits, hand sanitizers, toilet paper, paper towels, and such, for posters to utilize as they come and go on the forum?

You may want to consider testing and quarantine procedures for those that exhibit high temperatures, breathlessness, slathering mouths, and the like also.

Just something to think about and be prepared for.

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[JustAnotherNut]

Well since they don't do that on any other day to protect us from those slatherers….I don't think the virus is going to change things.

 

[Damaged Eagle]

Come on now slatherers can be fun.

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[JustAnotherNut]

Come on now slatherers can be fun.

*****CHUCKLE*****

specially when you poke em with a stick a few times and they really get to slatherin……..or is that slitherin???

 

[Damaged Eagle]

Come on now slatherers can be fun.

*****CHUCKLE*****

specially when you poke em with a stick a few times and they really get to slatherin……..or is that slitherin???

Rumor has it that it's the USMB mods buying up and hoarding all the toilet paper so they can watch people do just that...

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[flacaltenn]

Have procedures been put in place to protect posters in case the corona virus infects the internet matrix?

Like are you mods going to install face masks, rubber gloves, paper hazmat outfits, hand sanitizers, toilet paper, paper towels, and such, for posters to utilize as they come and go on the forum?

You may want to consider testing and quarantine procedures for those that exhibit high temperatures, breathlessness, slathering mouths, and the like also.

Just something to think about and be prepared for.

*****CHUCKLE*****

YES... Glad you asked.. EVERYONE will be quarantined in the Rubber Room and Badlands.. Staff already has the hazmat gear and supplies to work down there...

 

[flacaltenn]

Well since they don't do that on any other day to protect us from those slatherers….I don't think the virus is going to change things.

Troll control is different from med emergencies. The only pandemics we face daily are purely MENTAL.

 

[flacaltenn]

Well since they don't do that on any other day to protect us from those slatherers….I don't think the virus is going to change things.

Troll control is different from med emergencies. The only pandemics we face daily are purely MENTAL.

Just as dangerous as physical pandemics, but funnier and less messy...

 

[Damaged Eagle]

YES... Glad you asked.. EVERYONE will be quarantined in the Rubber Room and Badlands.. Staff already has the hazmat gear and supplies to work down there...

I didn't know you were putting the general population down there....... Wait!!!...

Is this forum based out of China?

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[flacaltenn]

YES... Glad you asked.. EVERYONE will be quarantined in the Rubber Room and Badlands.. Staff already has the hazmat gear and supplies to work down there...

I didn't know you were putting the general population down there....... Wait!!!...

Is this forum based out of China?

*****CHUCKLE*****

It's only like 1/2 way to China.. Dont worry, we decontaminate everybody with a good roast in the Flame Zone first...

 

[sparky]

YES... Glad you asked.. EVERYONE will be quarantined in the Rubber Room and Badlands.. Staff already has the hazmat gear and supplies to work down there...

We got whiners, we got losers,
Crack smokers and boozers.
An' we got loonies, we got wingers,
An' we got , fire breathin relgimo sinners
And the mods all gripe about their battle scars
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this bar.


We got zions , we got muzzies,
Bleeding heart lib warm fuzzies.
An' we got racists ,in our faces
Gaystapo demanding their spaces
And the mods all gripe about their battle scars
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this bar.


I love this bar,
It's my kind of place.
Just walk in through the front door,
Puts a big pie in my face.

It ain't too far, come as you are.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this bar.

I've seen short skirts, we've got high-techs,
Blue collar boys and rednecks.
An' we got lovers, lots of lookers,
An' I've even seen dancin' girls and flotus hooters,…
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this bar.

~S~ w/apologies to Mr Kieth

 

[flacaltenn]

YES... Glad you asked.. EVERYONE will be quarantined in the Rubber Room and Badlands.. Staff already has the hazmat gear and supplies to work down there...

We got whiners, we got losers,
Crack smokers and boozers.
An' we got loonies, we got wingers,
An' we got , fire breathin relgimo sinners
And the mods all gripe about their battle scars
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this bar.


We got zions , we got muzzies,
Bleeding heart lib warm fuzzies.
An' we got racists ,in our faces
Gaystapo demanding their spaces
And the mods all gripe about their battle scars
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this bar.


I love this bar,
It's my kind of place.
Just walk in through the front door,
Puts a big pie in my face.

It ain't too far, come as you are.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this bar.

I've seen short skirts, we've got high-techs,
Blue collar boys and rednecks.
An' we got lovers, lots of lookers,
An' I've even seen dancin' girls and flotus hooters,…
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this bar.

~S~ w/apologies to Mr Kieth

You're good.. Should come to Nashville for Writers nights...

But I think I've blown your cover ------------------------------ Weird Al.....

Wondered how you were doing..

 

[flacaltenn]

There's a pretty eerie similarity to you Avie --- Isn't there? Hmmmmm..

Gosh -- Hope I haven't really compromised you Al....

 

[sparky]

Wondered how you were doing..

I can't quite quit my day job, but Poppa Al's doin' fine FCT

~S~

 

[petro]

Based on the number of threads with everyone digitally yelling at each other. I can easily imagine those posters spitting and drooling on the screen as they rant at each other.
Please wear protective gear when posting...
Say it, don't spray it...

 

[Damaged Eagle]

It's only like 1/2 way to China.. Dont worry, we decontaminate everybody with a good roast in the Flame Zone first...

I love a good roast slow cooked all day with some taters', carrots,a onion, and a can of french onion soup, so the meat just falls apart and those those taters are just perfect.

My mouths waterin' already!!!

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[Obiwan]

 

[Hossfly]

 

[Marion Morrison]

Pucker up and kiss your ass goodbye!

 

[Marion Morrison]

Where's that Korean gas mask my uncle gave me and all the cousins when I was 8?

Gas masks and real U.S. Army canteens, we had a good uncle!