Someone banged on my door at 4am last night. I don't know who it was because naturally, I did not open the door. But paranoia made me think someone is trying to get in and steal my gold.
That may be a downside to having a lot of valuables in your home.
My flat is practically impregnable, with two locked doors between me and the street, and windows that are difficult to access as they need a ladder to reach them. I will not open the door without looking out of the window first, and I certainly ain't going to answer it at 4 am.
Wait, you don't have a .44 in your bathrobe pocket when you answer the door?
No, only criminals have guns in England. The only hand gun I can legally own is an antique, and after tonight I am seriously considering getting one. Because believe it or not I was woken up again by someone knocking on my door at 4am again. I was not alert enough to go to the window, so once again I did not see anyone.
But now I do think someone is after me.
There were scaffolders over the road outside when the man came to deliver my gold and he said "here are your eight gold sovereigns" In a voice loud enough to be overheard.
I am now thinking what kind of stupid arsehole comes to the door on two successive nights at 4 am and just goes away when you don't answer. If that's all they do its no problem. But I am thinking I might get a visit in daylight.
I am expecting a parcel from amazon so I have got to answer the door during the day. But I am going to look out of the window first to see who it is. If its a masked gunman I won't answer, Ha Ha.