Before Mrs. BBD left this morning to go to the church and quilt with the ladies I told her of my plan to hold the Coffee Shop hostage along with the ransom plan for the 12 dog treats. She said if I went through with it she would give me a flea bath using cold water. After careful consideration, the scam has been canceled. No cold flea baths for me. Instead, I will buy every body coffee tomorrow morning and promise to be a good doggie from here out.
12 TREATS FOR BIG BLACK DOG:
Miss Music approves this message (my black lab)
1. bowl of milk
(2) Lice removal comb
(3) Heart worm medicine
4. Doggie brush and spanking equipment:
5. Stowaway dog carrier for back of truck trips:
6. Doggie life jacket for safety in the ocean:
7. Pampered pooch peanut butter Doggie biscuits:
8. A special bone for cleaning teeth:
9. Tickets to the dog show
10. A black doggie quilt:
11. A doggie umbrella for rainy days
'Merica's dog best-tasting doggie food according to a consumer report I read about 20 years ago...
You rock, BBD!
Or, don't even make up, just have angry sex.
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