Speaking of accents, you don't survive in little Texas New Mexico or parts of Texas if you don't understand the language:
BARD - "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - Georgia
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS - A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."
IGNERT - dumb as a rock
Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"
RANCH - A tool or verb.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh
bard a few munts ago." I ranched it right out of his hands.
ALL - A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR - A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things
gonna catch far."
BAHS - A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is
gonna far you!"
TAR - A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup
truck."
TIRE -. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in
Paris sometime."
HOT - A blood-pumping organ.
HOD - Not easy.
Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."
RETARD - To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."
TARRED - Exhausted.
Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."
RATS - Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."
LOT - Luminescent.
Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair."
FARN - Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."
DID - Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR - A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"
BOB WAR - A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
JU-HERE - a question.
Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the
University of Alabama?"
HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."
SEED - past tense.
JEW - question.
VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"
Usage: I went to New York City. Jew go too?
HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action.
Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"
GUMMIT - An often-closed bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!